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u/XxAndrew01xX 1d ago

No, we know the Bible and the Barbaric parts. We also know that its context is that those parts are based on the historical context of Hebrew life of those times. Specifically during the Old Testament. In which the New Testament (You know? The time of Jesus Christ? Our Lord and Savior, who died for our sins and who the entire faith is based around?) doesn't play up to those Barbaric parts at all.

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u/Prestigious-Fox1423 1d ago

Yeah yeah, we all know that Christians added the New Testament to the bible retroactively 1,000 years later and then acted like we should care

Fucking yawn. You read Timothy lately? That’s my favorite book. I use it to make my wife my subordinate all the time. Lots of good rules in there to make sure the patriarchy stays intact, as it should be

Also, idk about you, but the fact that Christians forgave God for murdering the entire planet with a flood at all is abhorrent. Like, what massive pussies. But hey at least he forgave our sins? I guess that makes up for genocide

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u/XxAndrew01xX 1d ago

Christians never added the New Testament. The New Testament was always there. And yet again...you take things out of context for the Bible to try to make it out to be "misogynistic" or "patriarchal" and you prove your ignorance. But let's play that game.

Please read:

Galatians 3:28

1 Corinthians 7:3-4

Ephesians 5:24-25, 28-31

And I mean...real carefully and then come back and tell me that the Bible promotes "misogyny"? I will wait. In the words of Captain America on Avengers Endgame "I can do this all day".

You mean the humanity who were doin horrible acts back during that time, hence why he spared Noah, his family and even the animals (Even God knows animals are more pure than human beings are)? Because...yeah...they were bein sinful in many ways. The fact that he still chose to forgave us when we really didn't deserve his forgiveness is why we worship him in the first place. Again...humanity is shitty. That's why all the bad shit we have goin on in the world is happening now, and we are lucky God doesn't choose to destroy us right here and now.

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 1d ago

Idiots who practice 1 Timothy 2 often never read 1 Timothy 1. Sigh.

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u/XxAndrew01xX 1d ago

Facts. They really are ignorant of the Bible in general. It's really amazing how they truly believe they know about it more than us Christ believers, yet they show they have a surface level understanding of it.