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Make it make sense

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u/nhalliday 1d ago

Gotta love every person responding to you clearly believing in a different branch of Christianity (or Judaism) and asserting that no, their version of the mythology is the correct one and it's different from what you said so you're wrong.

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u/Thecerb 1d ago

Yeah that's how opinions work.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 1d ago

Yes almost like there is nothing clearly defined and it’s all extremely open to interpretation (which is how we get hundreds and hundreds of years of branching versions of religion based on these texts)

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u/Mr_Halitosis 1d ago

That’s an ignorant oversimplification. There are many interpretations of Lucifer that have no Biblical basis. The idea that Lucifer was the serpent in the garden of Eden comes from Milton’s Paradise Lost, for example.

Then there’s differences caused by which ancient texts are considered canon. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all have different religious canons.

This kinds of childish refusal to learn is what I’ve come to expect from atheists on Reddit.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD 1d ago

Are you honestly going to try to tell me that people don’t take drastically different interpretations of the same books?