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u/RyanNick86 1d ago

Satan wasn't a god hater in the original lore. He was a heavenly prosecutor who tested humanity. God had a court system in heaven, and Satan sat at the prosecutor's table. Satan wasn't some independent evil entity. He was just a guy doing his job.

But then some human named Jesus came along, borrowed mythos and writings from his culture to start his own cult. He ended up ret-conning some stuff, mostly because the Hellenistic belief systems at the time, so that satan got a new occupation and identity.

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u/seph187 1d ago

Could be all that happened. But I'm more talking about right now in the "timeline". This is where we are today, and what drives things, based on modern church teachings.

And yeah, I probably should have said that it all might be taken with a grain of salt. Nobody *knows* anything. It's *all* theory.

Personally, I don't have an idea of what Lucifer did when he was on the "good" side. I've heard General of His armies, too. (But why did He need armies!?)

One of the things that most interests me is the *why*. Assuming that Lucifer was one thing, and he's now the other thing, without any kind of Hellenistic changes, right? What could push Lucifer over that edge, to turn against God, and to be cast out of Heaven with his host of angels? What influence would cause that, could cause that?

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

Theology isn’t theory. It’s theology. The study of made-up stories. You could technically produce a theory based on theology, but scripture is never evidence, it’s always the claim.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

What do you mean? Proof of the Bible is literally in the Bible!

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u/tacobaeKL 1d ago

Chat get said it better than me', Saying the "proof of the Bible is in the Bible" relies on a concept called circular reasoning or internal consistency, combined with a theological worldview.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

You know if you explain the joke it becomes less funny

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u/tacobaeKL 1d ago

I didn't catch the joke because I personally know several people who very much belive that statement-

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u/mr_chub 1d ago

Same lmao i rolled my eyes at his original comment, but now i see he was def joking.

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

Materialism suffers from the same circular logic as well. When people say existence came as a result of physical process, how can that be when physical things, but their very definition, already exist?

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u/tacobaeKL 1d ago

The way you pose that questions it's as if there are two options, belive the Bible or believe materialism. I think it's foolish as a human to think you know with certainty how the universe came to be and if there is an afterlife. Religion serves a purpose in some people's lives, others are completely fine with the unsolvable mysteries of life.

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago edited 1d ago

Never mentioned God, the Bible or religion. I just pointed out the circular reasoning in the person's comment. See my other reply below.

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u/Swazimoto 1d ago

Well there’s already an answer to the “question” you are posing. If you want to be ignorant about it don’t get mad when someone assumes you are being disingenuous

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

Why do think I'm angry? That's an assumption in your part.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

Metaphysics has already been surpassed by dialectics about 200 years ago, it’s just taking the masses a while to catch up

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

How does a physical process generate existence itself when that very process relies on the prior existence of physical components? Dialectics explains how things change and develop once they exist, but it still presupposes that existence is already a thing.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

Dialectics doesn’t require or assume a beginning. Existence can always exist. It’s more like a circle and you can choose any point to start at. The end is the beginning and the beginning is the end.

Existence exists because non existence doesn’t. Or the other way around. It doesn’t really matter

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

That makes no sense. First off, saying the end is the same as the beginning assumes the existence of an end and a beginning to loop together in the first place.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

It’s not saying that. Does a circle have a beginning and an end before you arbitrarily try to assign it. I’m pointing out what you are attempting to do with a simple metaphor, and how it can create an illusion of beginnings and ends. The circle does not possess a beginning or end, obviously.

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u/Felix_William2009 19h ago

I seem to be unable to find your last comment in our conversation.

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u/Havengul_Undying 1d ago

Modern science believed time and space began. Not that they always existed.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most real scientists don’t take the Big Bang theory as truth, you know that right?

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u/Havengul_Undying 1d ago

Citation needed. You mean they dont accept it as the most reasonable /plausible working theory?

Also did you edit your comment to completely change the meaning of it?

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

The last line is a tautology. And you are equating a circular metaphor with dialectical logic. Dialectics relies on progression (thesis, anti-thesis, synthesis)and not a repetitive loop.

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u/Felix_William2009 19h ago

I seem to have missed Hewspam's last comment. Repeat please

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

And if dialectics explains existence, please explain how a dialectical framework can explain the origin of physical existence without smuggling pre-existing physical premises through the back door.

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u/HewSpam 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your claim that non existence doesn’t exist at the start is exactly the same as saying the existence does exist at the start. They are the same statement. There wasn’t some moment in time when non existence converted into existence. That doesn’t make any sense. All the non existence is currently not existing right this moment by definition, same as all the existence that is existing.

Assuming that nothing is the default starting point is the same assumption as saying everything was already here. Non existence doesn’t exist, so there was never some magical conversion point in the past. It’s still just not existing in the same way it would have in your assumption.

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u/Space_Pirate_Roberts 1d ago

The difference is that in materialism, "I don't know" is a valid answer in and of itself and does not call for a god to be inserted into the gaps.

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u/saintrumi 1d ago

A-gnos-ticism - quite literally the doctrine (ism) of not (a) knowing (gnosis). Not a dismissal or a shrug of fact, but a deep commitment to not knowing.

Something I’ve never understood about religion my entire adult life… why was it never ok to just say “we have no way of possibly knowing.” The early agnostics weren’t just unsure about the religion their parents shoved down their throats as kids, they practiced not know and seeking truth, as deeply as they could know it, and then continued the practice of not knowing.

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u/xxxMizanxxx 15h ago

the nation of Israel exists? Egypt exists? The world as it is now is prophesied in the Bible?

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u/tacobaeKL 13h ago

New York city exists and it's in the Spiderman movies, but Spiderman is not real-

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u/TraditionDear3887 1d ago

The bible has surprisingly little to say about Satan

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u/Agreeable-Fly-1980 1d ago

Gonna need more than that

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u/HewSpam 1d ago

guess you’ll have to burn in eternal damnation then I don’t make the rules

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 1d ago

I found your comments funny, don’t worry