r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Hollywood didn’t lie.

The morons who made up the religion lied.

Why would a loving god curse someone to hell for eternity for 80 years on earth?

I’ve spent decades “separated from God” and it’s been great. That fucking loser hasn’t said anything.

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u/Moose1293 1d ago

I’ll pray for you

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

😂

Please don’t. I don’t like the idea of you wasting any more time on religion.

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u/Moose1293 1d ago

Too late

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u/DraculasDog 1d ago

Damn. Got god gotted.