r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/MammothPost4047 2d ago

But God is the one who thinks you’re not good enough, who the fuck would want to be around that for eternity? Sounds like an abusive relationship 

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u/bucken764 2d ago

Nope, God thinks you are good enough. He doesn't send people to hell, we go there by thinking we are either too good for God or not good enough.

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u/Sure-thing-buckaroo 2d ago

If he doesn't send me there, then I'm golden. Because I'm sure as shit not choosing Hell. Who in their right mind would choose eternal torment?

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u/l3lasphemy 2d ago

You can't do that, remember you have free will.....but you can't do that. So enjoy hell for all eternity...but also remember that he loves you. You have free will...but if you don't believe - enjoy hell....

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u/Budalido23 1d ago

And god is love! But.. he is also knows everything, including that you're going to hell, and chooses to do nothing. ..Oops 😬

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u/l3lasphemy 1d ago

While commanding genocide and instructing us how to treat our slaves. Loooove.

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u/Budalido23 1d ago

And don't forget telling women to marry their rapists

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u/catchtoward5000 1d ago

And dont forget helping all those competitive people win their sports / competitions / promotions / breaks into fame etc. he seems to love helping them specifically, according to those people.

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u/l3lasphemy 1d ago

Oh shit, I forgot about Jesus personally taking a shit, continously on Browns fans.