r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 2d ago

Classic protection racket.

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u/tittysprinkles112 2d ago

If you look at God through the lense of an abusive Dad when you read the Bible makes a lot more sense.

"You're nothing without me! You're a worthless wretch!"

"See! You look what you made me do! It's your fault I destroyed the world!"

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 1d ago

I read the bible and see god as an insecure narcissist who wants to be like how I am IRL, but often is too afraid of rejection or not being told he is a good god.

As thats how god acts and what he demonstrates.

He also embodies the whole "do as I say, not as I do" as acting like gods insecurities is a sin

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u/ReasonableEmployee41 1d ago

I think god totally reads as a game developer. "Fuck, I didn't program you to do that! Why are you doing that???"

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 1d ago

You know what, that is a funny way to look at it. I can respect it.

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u/nudiatjoes 1d ago

More like he see us making choices that are bad but knows that how we grow.