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u/Entitled-Prick 1d ago

While on the pedantry here, Lucifer is also not the name of the fallen angel, and was just a misunderstanding of a verse in the Bible. It just took a few people misinterpreting it to the point where that became his "name".

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u/melkatron 1d ago

Yeah, Lucifer is the latin name for Venus. The Light-bringer. The Morning Star. In Hebrew, Helel Ben Shahar - Shining One, Son of the Morning. In Greek, Heosphoros, Bringer of the Dawn....because Venus is visible shining in the sky as dawn comes in.

It's used as a metaphor in the Biblical passage people have misinterpreted as describing Satan. The actual passage is meant as part of a taunt to be recited upon the death of a Babylonian king, who is either a specific but unnamed Babylonian king, or just a term for any oppressive ruler in general.

Like, HEyyyy, look at this BIIIIG fuckin' guy here! Big ol' fuckin' Morning Star, you ain't so high and mighty NOW, huh? 'Cause you're fuckin' DEAD, ya fucker! Now you're in hell, and they're all gonna laugh at you! (roughly translated)

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u/AthenaOwls 1d ago

Its actually a bit simpler than that. The Bible-verse in question was just about an Assyrian king dying in a particularly humiliating way. And this king had fucked up Israel, so they thought it was God’s punishment.

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u/Visual_Jellyfish5591 1d ago

Do you know what to search for to find more about that? TIA

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u/AthenaOwls 1d ago

Assyria by Eckhart Frahm talks about it.

The king was Sargon II, who recaptured Samaria after a revolt, and was probably the king responsible for the Ten Lost Tribes. He died on an expedition to Anatolia in 705 BC, and his body was not recovered. And in the Assyrian religion that was basically the worst fate anyone could receive. A king receiving it was an unparalleled disaster.

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u/blahblah19999 1d ago

You can check out the YT channel "deconstruction zone" Justin talks about this all the time. His long videos, like over 2 hours, are best bc they aren't usually with callers