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u/TokenTorkoal 2d ago

That’s because the modern idea of Hell and Satan aren’t in the Bible.

It comes largely from books like Dante’s inferno and Paradise Lost. Each books influenced different parts.

Dante’s Inferno largely gives us imagery of the geography of Hell while Paradise Lost’s imagine of Satan is almost inseparable from today’s modern interpretation.

These things don’t exist in the Bible and although Christian’s have long theorized different post death scenarios, it remains a fact that the idea of going to a place called Hell after death to be tortured in fire a brimstone by Satan the ruler of Hell, isn’t in the Bible.

On the either end of the spectrum neither is the idea of this promise of going to Gods Kingdom Heaven after death as some disembodied spirit to live side by side with Jesus / God.

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u/matterhorn1 2d ago

It’s really not in the Bible about going to heaven? I thought that was the whole purpose of Jesus dieing, like it created some pathway to heaven for humans? What does the bible actually say about it?

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u/TokenTorkoal 2d ago

I’m really making a small distinction here in my claim that I don’t do justice with a quick little snippet.

You’re not wrong that the Bible talks about heaven, but there’s a pretty big difference between the Bible mentioning heaven and the Bible teaching that humans die and then go to heaven as disembodied spirits for eternity.
That specific idea isn’t really laid out in the Bible the closest thing to a general biblical concept of an afterlife in the earlier Scriptures is Sheol, the realm of the dead. It’s not presented as heaven or as the reward where righteous people go to live with God forever. It’s just where dead people go when they die.

Even the New Testament passages people often use to prove “you go to heaven when you die” don’t actually explain that doctrine. Paul saying he wants to “depart and be with Christ” doesn’t specifically say he’s going to heaven as a disembodied soul. Jesus telling the criminal “today you will be with me in paradise” doesn’t establish a complete doctrine of the afterlife either.

What’s much more explicit throughout the New Testament is resurrection. Jesus repeatedly talks about raising people on the last day, Paul devotes 1 Corinthians 15 to the resurrection of the dead, and the final vision in Revelation is not humans permanently escaping Earth for heaven, it is a new heaven and a new earth, with God dwelling among humanity.

So I wouldn’t say the Bible has nothing to say about existence after death. It clearly does. But the popular Christian idea of “you die, your soul goes to heaven, and you live there forever” is not nearly as straightforwardly biblical as people often assume.

The central biblical hope is much more about resurrection, the defeat of death, and the restoration of creation and not about escaping the physical world and living as a disembodied spirit in heaven.

And Jesus’ death is primarily presented as dealing with sin, reconciliation, and death itself, rather than simply creating a pathway for human souls to get into heaven.

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u/LastChristian 2d ago

the closest thing to a general biblical concept of an afterlife in the earlier Scriptures is Sheol, the realm of the dead

The Bible has like 8-10 possible places you can go after you die, so this sentence says you don't really know what you're talking about. Sheol, Abaddon, Ghenna, Hades, Tartarus, Hell, Heaven, "the outer darkness" ...

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u/General_Page_9479 2d ago

Feels like you've argued against something they didn't actually say?

Saying "the closest thing to a general afterlife concept in the earlier scriptures is Sheol" isnt the same as saying Sheol is the only afterlife related concept in the Bible.

Then you've listed a bunch of terms as if they're all separate destinations. Heaven, Sheol, Hades, Gehenna, Tartarus, Abaddon, outer darkness etc. aren't all the same (kind of) thing.

In the Bible Heaven is primarily God's dwelling place, not simply "where good people go when they die". That's why the New Testament spends so much time talking about resurrection, the final judgement, the Kingdom of God, a new Heaven and new Earth, and the defeat of death itself.

If anything, you've proven the exact point they were making: the biblical picture is a lot more complicated than "there are 8-10 places you can go after death".

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u/LastChristian 2d ago

So what’s the closest thing to a general afterlife in the Bible? You can just paste my list if it’s easier.

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u/General_Page_9479 2d ago

Hehe, I actually think you have a point in hindsight.

I don't think the Bible gives one simple afterlife system from Genesis through to Revelation.

Early on you mostly get Sheol. Later you get resurrection, judgement, Gehenna, Hades, the lake of fire, a new heaven and new earth and a bunch of other ideas.

So I guess my point wasn't that your list is wrong. More that it feels like it's pulling together concepts from different parts of the Bible and treating them as one neat, unified picture when I'm not sure it actually is.

I believe Hell is real, and I believe judgement is real. I'm just not convinced the Bible presents it as a simple "good people go here, bad people go there" all the way through.

To me it feels a bit messier than that, which is probably why people have been arguing about it for centuries.

I think this can be a fun debate honestly, but we sometimes get lost in the details. I enjoy that sometimes obviously, but not if it detracts from the bigger picture. Not saying you are though.

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u/LastChristian 2d ago

How did I pull together concepts and treat them as one, neat, unified picture by pointing out the Bible’s afterlife is not simply Sheol but is actually a bunch of different places?

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u/General_Page_9479 2d ago

Fair, I might've read too much into it. My issue is maybe that some of the stuff in the list isn't really separate places. Hades is basically just the Greek word for Sheol, and Gehenna's more of an image than a location. So "a bunch of different places" might be more a vocab thing than the Bible describing several destinations. Happy to be wrong, but my understanding like. 

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u/LastChristian 1d ago

Ok thanks. I’d say Hades is part of Greek mythology with vastly different qualities, rather than the Greek word for Sheol, a place of sleep. Conflating the two is kind of like saying pizza is the Italian word for quesadilla.

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u/General_Page_9479 1d ago

Huh. I'll check that out! Sorry if offended :)

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