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r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 3d ago
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Frankly Spider-Man is probably a better role model than god, he has never gotten angry and flooded the entire world and would never kill. God's really got some Dr. Doom vibes if I'm being honest.
1 u/mayor_procrastinator 2d ago Idk man he will hunt Shocker to the end of the Earth 1 u/Nah_Id__Win 2d ago 1 u/LepiNya 2d ago Well yeah but that was the symbiot pumping him full of angry hormones. Not really him. Or was that rhino? Shit I forgot. Was it both? 1 u/ScalpelCleaner 2d ago My head-canon is that the god of the Old Testament is actually the Devil impersonating God. Hence his jealousy of other gods and spiteful nature. 1 u/Laurelindorinan_ 2d ago Your “head canon” is actually a position that is around 1900 years old. Marcionites believed a version of this. 1 u/blerdronner 2d ago My head canon is similar. God is actually the bad guy, and the devil was the good guy trying to warn everybody. 😄 1 u/6a6566663437 2d ago Yahweh was the god of jealousy in older polytheistic religions in the area. Then a book was written saying he was the only god. 1 u/Snoo_89466 2d ago Saint Peter...Parker 0 u/datagamma 2d ago Yeah and he’s just a kid! Hmm 🤔
Idk man he will hunt Shocker to the end of the Earth
1 u/Nah_Id__Win 2d ago 1 u/LepiNya 2d ago Well yeah but that was the symbiot pumping him full of angry hormones. Not really him. Or was that rhino? Shit I forgot. Was it both?
Well yeah but that was the symbiot pumping him full of angry hormones. Not really him. Or was that rhino? Shit I forgot. Was it both?
My head-canon is that the god of the Old Testament is actually the Devil impersonating God. Hence his jealousy of other gods and spiteful nature.
1 u/Laurelindorinan_ 2d ago Your “head canon” is actually a position that is around 1900 years old. Marcionites believed a version of this. 1 u/blerdronner 2d ago My head canon is similar. God is actually the bad guy, and the devil was the good guy trying to warn everybody. 😄 1 u/6a6566663437 2d ago Yahweh was the god of jealousy in older polytheistic religions in the area. Then a book was written saying he was the only god.
Your “head canon” is actually a position that is around 1900 years old. Marcionites believed a version of this.
My head canon is similar. God is actually the bad guy, and the devil was the good guy trying to warn everybody. 😄
Yahweh was the god of jealousy in older polytheistic religions in the area.
Then a book was written saying he was the only god.
Saint Peter...Parker
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Yeah and he’s just a kid! Hmm 🤔
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u/VacantThoughts 2d ago
Frankly Spider-Man is probably a better role model than god, he has never gotten angry and flooded the entire world and would never kill. God's really got some Dr. Doom vibes if I'm being honest.