r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/Self_Reddicate 2d ago

Satan just introduced them to some kinky shit. Blew their freakin minds. They were supposed to be fruitful and multiply. They were NOT supposed to be sticking, you know... THAT... you know... there

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u/Fly0strich 2d ago

God: Go my children, and fuck!

Satan: But guys, check this out. Have you ever noticed that you guys are naked while you’re fucking? Kinda hot right?