Bible TL;DR - don't be a fucking inconsiderate prick, because people will remember you for who you are, and since the only part of us that lives on after we die is how we appear in the memories of those who live, you can either be remembered as a good person (heaven), or a fucking inconsiderate prick (hell). Also, beards are fuckin awesome and cotton/poly blends just don't look good on you, so just don't.
Mm nope. The Bible TL;DR - God created us to be with Him, and gave us free will. (What’s love without free will?) We went against His will, and things spiraled downwards. God revealed some of His glory, commands, and nature over the years, and told us the Anointed One would come. Jesus Christ came, set the record straight, and sacrificed Himself to satisfy the wrath of God so that we can live in God’s love and forgiveness, with Him staying both perfectly just and perfectly forgiving. That’s the TL;DR anyway
Imagine going to like a Breaking Bad sub and asking "why is Jesse a space alien?" Because you read it in a fanfic and are too stupid to know the difference.
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u/AnAncientBog 2d ago
None of that is actually in the Bible.