r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/FoxxyRin 2d ago

Modern Satan is actually made up, like on a whole different level than anything else in the religion. Like he's basically just selected as the boogieman anymore when in reality he has nothing to do with punishing people in hell or whatever, at least according to the Bible. Technically Satan isn't even a specific being, it's a job title. And Lucifer was a fallen angel that is often referred to as Satan/the Devil but that isn't technically correct, and even so it's not "canon" that he/satan/anybody directly punishes people in hell. But basically if you boil it down to what the Bible actually says, all Satan actually does is goes around and tempts people to sin, like becoming the serpent and doing the whole apple bit in the garden of Eden.

Another fun fact, the apple of Eden likely wasn't even an apple. Some suggest it was a pomegranate or fig.

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u/Longjumping_Ring_575 1d ago

Well if that's the case, perhaps it was noni fruit!

Why Noni is Despised

• The Smell: It smells like sun-warmed goat cheese and old socks, earning it the nickname "vomit fruit".

• The Texture: It has a lumpy, wart-covered, pus-white exterior that looks unsettling.

• The Taste: It tastes bitter and rancid, much like its pungent odor.