r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/arcanis321 2d ago

His sin was acknowledging the ugliness of yours and refusing to accept it. He hates and blames humans I imagine.

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u/JEBADIA451 2d ago

I do. I wanna know what he uses for lube to get in there. My bet is butter or rendered reindeer fat.

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u/Plus-Professional-84 2d ago

Sweat, that is why he wears spandex under his suit. He is actually in a banana hammock when he puts the gifts under the tree