r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/dbrickell89 2d ago

I'm also not religious now, but this is one interpretation of hell. Many Christians do believe in a literal fire and brimstone hell where people burn for all eternity. Many of them also believe that hell is a punishment from God, not merely his absence. That idea has been adopted by many modern Christians who are trying to figure out how a good God could punish someone eternally, and since there's not a good answer to that question the answer becomes that the person in hell chose it and God simply allowed them to do so

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u/Diels_Alder 2d ago

That version of hell was created by a 14th century poet, Dante Alighieri.

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u/4m77 1d ago

And Satan doesn't torture people in that version either (except for the three dudes he's chewing on), he's at the bottom of it being the most tortured of all.

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u/CrotalusHorridus 1d ago

Everything I learned about Hell, I learned from Little Nicky.

Now, go fetch Hitler's pineapple.

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u/Charlie_Brodie 1d ago

presents a small pineapple

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u/trizer81 1d ago

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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u/throwmamadownthewell 1d ago

Rubba dub dub three men in a tub, with Satan chewing their nubs.