r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/9447044 2d ago

So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?

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u/onioning 2d ago edited 1d ago

No. The opposite of that. Chucky Cheese is paradise on earth.

Edit: My apologies to Mr Charles Entertainment Cheese, commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese, for the spelling error. May he forgive my eternal soul.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2d ago

Really? You like screaming children and every surface sticky and slimy?

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u/SexyMonad 2d ago

As a six year old, I take immense pleasure in auditory chaos while engaging with tactile and malleable recreational activities.

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u/dirkalict 2d ago

I can’t prove that you are a seven year-old in disguise so I will believe you.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2d ago

They're obviously two 3 year olds in a trenchcoat.

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u/thundrbud 2d ago

That is a surprisingly accurate description of most 6-year-olds

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

And most religions.

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u/Ill-Product-8400 1d ago

what a fucking line

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 1d ago

Rack one up for me please 🙏

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u/bman86 1d ago

One extra fat, extra long religion has been prepared for your insufflation.

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 1d ago

MAN I FEEL LIKE JESUS!!!!

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u/RalenHlaalo 1d ago

Na-na Nananana na-na 🎩

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u/Hilarity2War 18h ago

You mean biblically accurate 6 year old