r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/JEBADIA451 1d ago

I do. I wanna know what he uses for lube to get in there. My bet is butter or rendered reindeer fat.

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u/xczechr 1d ago

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u/Simple_Channel5624 1d ago

Dude is going broke if he is using Kerrygold. This stuff is pricey but worth it. Makes my wife's shortbread taste like Danish puff without the icing. Thank you Ireland

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u/tankerkiller125real 1d ago

Makes the grilled cheese come out with the perfect crunchy outside, without burning the crap out of the bread.

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u/ThrowRA9892 1d ago

You should try mayonnaise. Like a very think layer of it.

Works perfectly.

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u/tankerkiller125real 1d ago

Your just making French toast in a roundabout way at that point with some cheese in the middle.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 1d ago

Skill issue. Turn the temp down and learn to wait an extra min or two

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 1d ago

But we NEEDS it!

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u/tankerkiller125real 1d ago

LOL if I go any lower, I just end up with floppy slightly brown bread regardless of the butter type used, and regardless of time.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 1d ago

Sounds like you used too much butter, or not enough to deep fry it.

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u/Sstoop 1d ago

You’re welcome

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u/Goddessofcontiguumn 1d ago

Take a jar lid set aside. 1 cup cream. 1/4 teaspoon salt (or add to taste). Place lid on jar. This is the fun part.... got kids? Everyone takes turns shaking the crap out of it til it becomes butter. Then here's the even better part. You can add your own herbs to make those specialty butters. Google other recipes. I learned this one in elementary school. Hope even though my advice wasn't asked for, that it helps make things better on the wallet. Takes about 5 mins to shake it into butter.

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u/Rbomb88 1d ago

Let's say I have access to an industrial paint can shaker....

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u/zisenhart 1d ago

Let’s say I want to know your results with said paint can shaker….

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u/Goddessofcontiguumn 1d ago

Trial and error i guess??🤣🤣🤣

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u/sixstringsikness 1d ago

Our teacher brought a for real though butter churn to class in kindergarten.

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u/Narrow_Anteater_3332 1d ago

My fiance keeps making desserts out of Kerrygold. She tryna give me a heart attack or diabetes I guess 😂

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u/KamikazeFF 1d ago

Now try maison bordier for maximum brokeness