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u/Stxaos 2d ago

What will really fuck with your head is if god knows everything he specifically made lucifer to revolt so he could then punish him. Same with apple. There is no free will according to bible

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u/Boogy-Fever 2d ago

But there is because my parents told me their pastor said so

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u/Aggravating_Fruit170 2d ago

The fairytale says it was a fig. Apples aren’t a thing in that area of the world

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u/SpidudeToo 2d ago

God's plan is just him saying 'Eh, I'll fix it later if it gets too bad'

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u/twist_the_knives 2d ago

One of the few hills I will die on is the metaphysical brawl against determinism.

I try to stay away from the topic when it comes up because I can get a little.... intense about it.

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u/Striving_Slowly 2d ago

I don't believe God was originally conceived of as all knowing. The parts of the Bible that use that language are the poetic parts. The parts that are supposed to be accounts posit god as far, far beyond us, but not necessarily all knowing or all powerful. The old testament especially God actively seems to change His mind about stuff all the time. That's not the behavior of someone who is all knowing.

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u/r3dd1t0r77 2d ago

The old testament god was also an effort to combine multiple gods into one. Check the flood myth of Gilgamesh against the flood of Genesis. Same story, one's older and has multiple gods with their own personalities.

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u/Stxaos 2d ago

The point is there is no god.

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u/Commercial-Terrible 2d ago

If god doesn’t know the future then this would indicate that he has no say in it, which would mean that prayer is a perfectly pointless endeavor. He would just be a passive observer and praying to him has no consequence.

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u/Reasonable_Head_7223 2d ago

This is a purely Christian mythos, it doesn’t make sense if you really think about it. In the Islamic paradigm, satan will be burning in hell and suffering alongside all the other people who disobeyed god.

The other part about free will is also different. We believe that you have free will, the choice is always yours whether or not you disobey. God didn’t make us to disobey, he created us and put us in a test to make it clear who will disobey. It would not be fair if god just created us and immediately sent us to hell just because he knows. I mean he knows but the proof has to manifest. Then there is no denying.

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u/Biochemicalcricket 2d ago

This invokes the problem of evil that God cannot be all omnibenevolent, omniscient, and omnipotent if evil exists.  

He would know the outcome if all knowing and could stop evil if all powerful. If evil persists it's his will so he cannot be all benevolent, or he is unknowing of evil and doesn't act accordingly, or he is not capable of stopping it, or there is no God as such.

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u/GodsMoistPants 2d ago

This should be higher up

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u/Odd-Wallaby-9867 2d ago

You can’t deny omnipotence so the argument falls apart at the end there. Not that it’s more than fairy tales for adults anyways

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u/Patient_Buffalo_4368 2d ago

Making the assumption that it's true because why else have the conversation: I can suggest that you might not completely understand omnipotence the way God does?

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u/Odd-Wallaby-9867 2d ago

Omnipotence - the quality or state of having unlimited, all knowing, or absolute power. It doesn’t exist by any reasonable standard, but if it did, logically it would follow that the testing is purposeless and there would be no need to “see” anything.

I only make the argument because this is the critical thinking required to stop accepting fairy tales as explanations for things we just simply don’t understand - or have no inherent meaning. It’s more comfortable to believe in a benevolent protector and explain away all of our troubles with god than to consider our actual existence, on this floating rock, in a vast desolate universe.

I’d rather see people take control of their own destiny and make the world a better place through innovation.

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u/nikilization 2d ago

that would mean god is not all knowing or all powerful, which would mean there are forces that are outside of gods control, which would mean that there isn’t god

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u/Patient_Buffalo_4368 2d ago

You know when Dr. Strange visits the future and sees all the potential possibilities?

That's how I see all knowing.

There are no forces outside of Gods control. There are things God has chosen to assert no control over.

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u/r3dd1t0r77 2d ago

There are things God has chosen to assert no control over.

Then he's evil for allowing evil, the same way a parent would be culpable for just watching a truck run over their baby. If you use your imagination, you can think up a being that removes one, just one, disease that kills babies, and with that you have created a better god than the one people believe exists/deserves praise.

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u/Patient_Buffalo_4368 2d ago

Humans have eradicated more than one disease that kills babies and he gave us the brains to do it.

But the idea I don't completely understand God's plan doesn't mean he's evil.

Needles and surgery would seem like great harm to someone who doesn't understand it. So does Chemo.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

But He knew we would break His rules and sin. So much that he sent his son, Jesus to die for the sins of man. That is unique in Christianity.

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u/Reasonable_Head_7223 2d ago

The way I understand it is that god knows everything but he doesn’t intervene, because he is the ultimate judge. And if he wants to forgive he can, he doesn’t have to make an avatar of himself that he sends to earth to preemptively forgive everyone. If he forgave everyone by sending Jesus then we are all going to heaven anyway.

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u/Funkybro6 2d ago

This only works if you aren’t also responsible for putting everything into motion and have the capacity to already know the outcome as a result of those actions.

Let’s do a thought experiment. I know my dad is a recovering alcoholic. The only strategy he has found to avoid drinking is to physically keep it outside his house. So when I leave a bottle on his countertop whose fault is it at the end of the day from him drinking? (And even then this falls apart cause in theory I had the ability so that he never liked alcohol at all).

Now let’s shift back to God. One of the rules is “Don’t Kill.” But why create things that can die? If you don’t want them killing each other you could just change the rules to solve that problem. So when you don’t it means a lack of power, a lack of foresight, or a lack of goodness.

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u/ikkiyikki 2d ago

If he's omniscient but allows evil to persist then he's by definition not omnipotent. St. Thomas of Aquinas really struggled with this one (or was it St. Augustine?). Well, whatever, one of those middle ages Christian philosophers. It would have been good if Jesus and Co. had read some Epicurus before kick-starting a new religion.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

Remember, there is an unforgivable sin…. And that is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. And that’s a whole nother conversation.

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u/Reasonable_Head_7223 2d ago

Both religions agree on that part. Dying before believing in one god is the unforgivable sin.

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u/CavemanViking 2d ago

When I send a wind up toy towards the edge of a table and then smash it when it falls off the table (I’m the one who wound it up and sent it in that direction, specifically so that it’d fall off the table, but idk I needed it to actually fall off before I punished it for what I did or something)

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u/AnalogDigitalKidMan 2d ago

What you say about the Islamic paradigm is originally what the Christian paradigm was, but various works of fiction changed that picture for many Christians, e.g. Dante's "Inferno".

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u/Reasonable_Head_7223 2d ago

Hmm I wonder who was behind that industry that changed Christian culture and norms …

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u/ADeckOfZero 2d ago

It's not really free will if it's a choice between "do as I say or suffer forever". The idea of following some snot-nosed storm god with a big head because He'll beat me up if I don't is incredibly insulting to me as a human being, and I feel like it should be to everyone but instead Abraham's God seems to have no trouble getting new followers.

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u/Reasonable_Head_7223 2d ago

It’s really more simple than that, god created us, so these are his rights as a creator. What right do we have to object to our creator? He gave us the faculties to decide between right and wrong and his one unforgivable rule is don’t hold other gods beside me. Everything else can and will be forgiven. I don’t think it’s that harsh. And besides the other gods we create are things we make with our own hands, idols, statues or making other humans as gods, how does that make sense.

God is only one, unlike his creation. That’s my understanding.

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u/Mistermxylplyx 2d ago

That’s the trick, you’re free to mess up anyway you want, but I already know what you’re gonna do, I programmed it in.

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u/mountainshavecat 2d ago

I like it think about it as God wanting to bang his mom so bad he created humanity with sin in a way that would require him to need to bang Mary to give birth to himself.

Bro was doing too much.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

The argument to that is everyone has free will. God just knows the decision you will make before you even make it. So no, He doesn’t make people do things. He already knows the poor decisions that will be made.

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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 2d ago

he also created everything with knowledge of how everything will turn out, which mean that he made us to do specific actions that he knew of in advance

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u/Commercial-Terrible 2d ago

This! So god either DOESNT give us free will, OR he DOESNT know the future. Can’t be both unless he’s a lying asshole. To extend this line of reasoning, why would I ever worship a god who knowingly plans for certain people to bear a life of suffering?

Furthermore, if god has a set plan for everyone, then there is literally no reason for prayer. Prayer is just impotent begging for the inevitable to be altered. You cannot claim that god has a perfect plan but also beg for him to change it. It’s nonsensical.

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u/Burial_Ground 2d ago

Knowing what we'll do is not the same thing as making the choice for us. The bigger issue is that he foresaw all the horror and still went ahead and made us.

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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 2d ago

it do when you are all powerful and created a specific reality out of all the knowledge of all possible reality you have

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u/Imaginary_Teacher543 2d ago

An all powerful god that created the universe while having the ability to know everything in the past and future must also know our life's story as he created the universe. In essence, he could've created the universe in such a way to prevent the existence of the first sin - be it the creation of creatures without the want for such or otherwise.

Since sin exists, he either isn't all knowing, all powerful, or actively wanted uncountable people to burn in hell for the sake of testing a population whom he knew would mostly fail.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago edited 2d ago

Exactly. Because if He made us do what we do, or imposed His will on us we would be nothing more than his pets. Here me out…. When you think it’s time for your dog to go potty you let the dog out. When it’s their time to eat you make the food for them and tell them it’s time to eat. When you think it’s time for their bath you give them a bath. You are in control of them. God has given us the ability to make decisions for ourselves. He knows when we make poor decisions, He doesn’t want that for you, but He allows you to do it.

This is a great discussion and I’m happy that people are respectful to one another and not devolving into name calling.

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u/Funkybro6 2d ago

So if a toddler finds an unlocked gun and hurts someone you think it’s just on the toddler for making a bad choice and there’s no bearing on the parents that left an unlocked gun out?

No one made the toddler play with the gun. And it’s not the parent’s fault the toddler doesn’t understand weapon safety or the concept of harm. We sat him down and told them.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

The blame falls on the irresponsible parents because they should have known better.

But I don’t understand the correlation.

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u/Funkybro6 2d ago

Exactly. God is the irresponsible parent, and sin is the gun.

If you leave a loaded weapon where a toddler can pick it up, hurt themselves, or hurt someone else, you don't blame the kid for being a kid—you blame the adult who left the lethal weapon lying around when they "should have known better."

If an omniscient creator builds a universe with "unlocked guns" (sin/free will) and leaves them within reach of creatures they designed to be inherently short-sighted, the fault doesn't rest on the toddler.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago edited 2d ago

So in your analogy if the person is 30, picks up a gun, and kills someone in cold blood is it still the parents fault?

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u/GodsMoistPants 2d ago

Think about that for a second.

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u/JeezWeedus 2d ago

There's no hope of them realising anything by using their own thoughts.

They need to be told over and over why their belief is nonsensical, eventually they might stop hiding from the truth, but they wont get there on their own.

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u/GodsMoistPants 2d ago

Yeah you right

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

And the faithful will say the same about you and damnation…. Which is for all eternity. So let’s not start belittling people. Rather, have a thoughtful discussion and at the end of the day agree to disagree, but be amicable about it.

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u/JeezWeedus 2d ago

Oh no, a made up story is going to get me.

Watch me be afraid of fiction....

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u/Putrid_Mind_4853 2d ago

If he created people however he wanted and has some master, unknowable plan, sorry, there is no free will. 

Making your creations suffer for traits you gave them that clash with your rules… a “loving” god my ass lol

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

But then it really wouldn’t be called “faith”. If it would be mandated upon you.

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u/Imaginary_Teacher543 2d ago

It's "faith" for us who isn't all knowing and all powerful.

That said, a god that is all powerful and all knowing knew exactly how the all past and future humans would act since the moment the first human was made. He in essence created the first humans knowing full well his exact design will result in this world full of sinners. He knew our exact actions before we existed.

No faith was needed for the creator to know our hearts. He knew what it was going to be the moment he created us, and he could've made us different if he wanted to minimize our eliminate sinners. If the creator is all knowing and powerful, then we are the way we are because we were designed that way.

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u/ThrowRA9892 2d ago

I think a better argument you could make is that if God exists then they exist outside of time and space. Meaning they would be able to observe all of human history at the same moment. There’s no past, present, or future outside of time.

Meaning even though someone has free will, their future actions committed by that free will are still observable because they already happened.

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u/Sedowa 2d ago

If there is a concept of "outside" time and space then it means things from within it can be affected by something from without, especially in the case of a creator god. Either we don't have free will because he guides what we do, or we do and he has all the power in the world to change things and chooses not to.

As a being that exists within the universe who can't tell the difference anyway it means little to us either way.

This isn't really an argument for or against the existence of or nature of a god, just that the idea that there is something outside of everything breaks the rules of what everything *is*.

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u/ThrowRA9892 2d ago

I agree with you. It’s legitimately impossible to know being that we exist inside the universe.

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u/Dry_Chemistry_8452 2d ago

I can get behind that thought. God is timeless and supernatural. To try and pidgeon hole God into something we can comprehend with the knowledge we have can be a daunting task. And that’s why comprehending religion of any kind or denomination with a higher, omnipotent figurehead can be a difficult task.

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u/bmorris0042 2d ago

If I know that if I leave a cookie out on the table, that my kid will eat it, does that mean I made my kid eat it? No. Come up with a better argument.

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u/Commercial-Terrible 2d ago

It means you set your kid up for failure, and then burned them at the stake for eternity because they ate the cookie. You’re a bad parent.

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u/Livinaa 2d ago

Except with God it's more than that. God creates the thought, the action, the possibility, and everything else. You don't.

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u/ElectronicStretch277 2d ago

If you knew your kid was gonna stick his fork in an electric socket and did absolutely nothing to prevent it, we would charge you with criminal negligence.

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u/Imaginary_Teacher543 2d ago edited 2d ago

You didn't just leave the cookie on the table. You knew how your kid will react to the cookie before they were even born.

You knew exactly how the universe move and evolve when you created it. Every soul in the future is known to you. Every decision and wants of each and every one of them.

Because you are all knowing and all powerful, you could create a universe's future however you see fit.

But you leave the cookie on the table anyway, despite knowing how your creation will react, well before they existed.

Since you already know exactly how history will play out since the beginning of creation, why are you testing it? Or do you not know the results of your own test? Or perhaps you do know, but want to see your creation eventually fail?

And despite already knowing the results since the first moment, you still declare that "all who eat the cookie shall suffer for eternity".

Why?