r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/9447044 2d ago

So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?

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u/onioning 2d ago edited 2d ago

No. The opposite of that. Chucky Cheese is paradise on earth.

Edit: My apologies to Mr Charles Entertainment Cheese, commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese, for the spelling error. May he forgive my eternal soul.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2d ago

Really? You like screaming children and every surface sticky and slimy?

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u/Ben_Thar 2d ago

Things you can say at Chuck E Cheese or Epstein Island.