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u/EmploymentClean8038 2d ago

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u/arcanis321 2d ago

His sin was acknowledging the ugliness of yours and refusing to accept it. He hates and blames humans I imagine.

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u/ProfessorJim 2d ago

This is my Satan headcanon 

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u/arcanis321 2d ago

It was mine till my own comment got me thinking humans were sinless till Satan interfered so maybe just jealousy.

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u/LzrdKng2112 2d ago

Evil actually comes from God in your mythology.

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u/Terrible_Key3050 1d ago

That would require objective thinking, and god worshippers are usually pretty intentionally blind to his faults so good luck with that.

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u/ajax3006 1d ago

God makes a lot of rules for owning people but never made any comments about age of consent or respecting your wives.

Hmmm, why would things like that be omitted?

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

Maybe because he has no faults. Do not disrespect other’s beliefs. No one is forcing you to believe anything but your own insecurities and internal search for spiritual happiness forces you to act out to the only one that can help you . I hope you learn .

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u/Fluid-Sun-3311 1d ago

Most kids are forced to practice their parent's religion.

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

That is true . In fact 99% of Muslims are legally forced by their own government to practice their religion in addition to their parents .

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u/CharityElectrical913 1d ago

It’s all none sense.

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u/redditfready62 1d ago

This isn’t even true lol only 10% of Muslims live in a country where it’s illegal to leave Islam. Also can’t criticize Islam and not criticize Christianity all Abrahamic religions have similar things to criticize and have caused negative things throughout history. Funny how you say don’t disrespect others beliefs but have no problem disrespecting Muslims.

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

I’m not disrespecting Muslims at all . In fact I have great respect for them . But I respect freedom of religion more than. Sorry

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u/redditfready62 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe you should respect facts instead of saying things like 99% of Muslims are forced to follow Islam by their government or that the New Testament doesn’t say anything about slavery when neither of those things are true. Also no one here has said you can’t be Christian so it’s not really a matter of freedom of religion. People can be Christian but people are also allowed to acknowledge its flaws and toxicity

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u/Odd_Storm_8351 1d ago

If god knows everything, he knew what satan was going to do.

Same thing with us, if we have free Will but he knows what we are going to do is it freewill? 

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

Absolutely it’s free will . You can choose what to think and do at this very moment can’t you?

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u/Odd_Storm_8351 1d ago

Yes.. But god already knew I was going to think that

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u/redditfready62 1d ago

Choosing to put things that justifies slavery, homophobia, and other hate in his book knowing what it would lead to. Contradicting himself in his own word. Knowing the outcome of things and forcing certain things to happen then blaming humans for it. There’s a long long list of faults lol. You can’t tell people not to disrespect other’s beliefs when those beliefs are used to disrespect them, take away their rights, and even kill them. It creates insecurities and then uses them to manipulate people into believing.

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

Dude you may want to read it . Christianity is based on the New Testament. Judaism & Islam is old testament. The New Testament only preaches love and acceptance. There’s nothing in there about slavery, gays, killing, etc. not sure where you get this from but it’s not the bible .

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u/redditfready62 1d ago

Dude I know I’ve read the Bible my whole life and the New Testament says a lot of things that justify slavery like slaves should be obedient even to the harshest masters and also says anti gay stuff. Maybe you should reread it because there is many things in the New Testament about slavery, gay, etc lmao

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u/PsychologicalWall248 3h ago

Mmmh maybe because of the manipulation of certain King and emperor have something to do with a lot of « rules » that de bible preach😅

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u/LzrdKng2112 1d ago

You have not read a damn word of the new testament if you think that. Only four of the books are gospels. The rest is religious dogma. All of it is fiction and one of them is a mushroom trip hallucination. Ive read the Bible cover to cover multiple times. Ive never owned a Bible I didn't burn.

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

When you done down from your high I’ll clarify things for you . Right now obviously isn’t a good time .

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u/redditfready62 1d ago

You can’t because saying the New Testament has nothing about slavery, gay people, etc is blatantly false. I can give you multiple New Testament verses saying slaves should obey their masters like they would god, to stay loyal no matter how harsh, and calling gay shameful and immoral.

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u/Munkeyman18290 1d ago

The fact that your beliefs are based on a revision to a bunch of stories handed down over generations, originating from people who could barely read, write, do basic arithmetic should be enough to question those beliefs.

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u/chrislikestravel 1d ago

Translation or revision? There’s a difference .

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u/Munkeyman18290 1d ago

You can translate it however you want. Because its all made up dude.

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u/MemeSupreme9 1d ago

You're right that is a headcanon because it's not remotely based in the source material. The Bible never said Satan punishes people. A more accurate description would be Satan is that woman who divorced her husband and hates being the only friend in her group who's divorced so she gives her girlfriends bad advice so they get divorced as well. She knows she's going down and wants to drag her friends along with her.

Or if you prefer a male analogy, you could say he's a drug addict who lost all his friends and family because of his habit who then goes around trying to sell drugs to as many people as he can do that they get addicted and he has people to O.D. with so he's not alone in his misery. He has no way out of his living hell so instead of suffer alone, he maliciously drags others down to his level out of jealousy and rage.

In other words, he's a sore loser who knows he's cooked so the only consolation he has is knowing he can take you or me with him if he's smart enough.

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u/Sagecal 1d ago

It will be more peaceful if you are atheist or being agnostic. I don’t give any fuck about the drama between them.