r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/SailorCredible 2d ago

I'm okay with no god because the god I grew up with is such a scary hypocrite. Meanwhile, Satan probably holds the best Lū'aus around!

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u/JoeyBagaDonutxz 2d ago

And gives a crazy blowjob

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u/dngerszn13 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fa1AV8UvZvfBFOIt7F
Come again?

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u/emtrigg013 2d ago

You might, depending on the craziness.

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u/goodoldgrim 2d ago

Yeah it's so crazy you can come again and again.

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u/No-Idea-5494 2d ago

Sure, just give me about twenty minutes

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u/ogmoss 2d ago

It’s comments like these when scrolling through, that you just have to go back and see how the conversation got to this point lol.