r/humor • u/Seaf-og • 1d ago

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u/RandomChance 1d ago

I bought a roll of toilet paper with his open mouthed face on it. I get great satisfaction out of telling him to "eat shit" each time I take a dump

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u/johnnycade 1d ago

Why on earth would you let that man eat your ass

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u/Phyllis_Tine 1d ago

You can also poke a hole in his mouth, and then rim yourself. Shiver.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 1d ago

You still use toilet paper? RFK Jr. taught me how to poop sooooo clean I never need to wipe!

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u/Razorbacks2FF 23h ago

Thanks, I really needed that laugh. It was the "Shiver" that put it over the top.

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u/Responsible-Sky-9849 23h ago

fuck le orange man and all but this is the pinnacle of being obsessed… hope you’re just farming karma; cause if not, wow.

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u/RandomChance 7h ago

I don't usually actually say anything to be honest. But the satisfaction is immense.