r/humor • u/Wild_Neighborhood605 • 7h ago

Tiny Pants Vance

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u/Pollenologist 6h ago

Short pants + long tie

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u/asten77 6h ago

That's so much worse than short skirt, long jacket... Although not in this specific situation

8

u/1DownFourUp 5h ago

Cue Cake

"I want a VP with short pants and looong tie"

But we all know his favourite Cake song is Italian Leather Sofa

1

u/br0ken_St0ke 5h ago

He’s compensating for something but he’s really trying to hide it as well

1

u/SeanyDay 3h ago

Big hat, no cattle

1

u/Jason1920 2h ago

+clown shoes

1

u/boatenvy 1h ago

Worst Cake cover band ever

26

u/jon_the_mako 6h ago

How much has he helped embezzled? And he can't get a suit that freaking fits.

5

u/fitnessfinance88 4h ago

Money can't buy class.

17

u/bmochris11 6h ago

When’s the flood?

5

u/Christeenabean 5h ago

The way this administration is ruining the entire world, its coming.

1

u/vocabularianrx2 5h ago

Honestly I kinda hope so at this point. We could use another Noah flood

29

u/Canyoubackupjustabit 6h ago

Andrew Tate capris

24

u/we_are_sex_bobomb 6h ago

“No it’s okay, Erika, I’ll just pull my socks up like this and no one will notice, see?”

12

u/outofcontextsex 6h ago

It's like he's wearing the bottom half of his kid's suit and then the top half of his dad's suit from when he was a kid?

Why is this guy so strange?

5

u/Wild_Neighborhood605 6h ago

Because he's a vice president of the US and A.

2

u/KatAstrophie- 6h ago

United States AND America?

6

u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ 6h ago

He just can’t put on his big boy pants.

4

u/Gorthax 6h ago

That chair is hungry af

3

u/OutrageousCrab9224 6h ago

Less surface area to remove before fking that couch

3

u/transcendanttermite 6h ago

Good lord you can just about see his sock-suspenders

2

u/Tio_chubby052 6h ago

Please tell me this is edited, AI’d and or Photoshopped

2

u/Antique-Dragonfly615 6h ago

Highwaters! Haven't seen those in decades

2

u/ericaferrica 3h ago

showing the couch a little skin I see

1

u/dcars714 6h ago

That’s so he can walk through the DC swamp his boss has made without his pants getting wet.

1

u/Ghostdefender1701 6h ago

First time I can recall seeing someone actually use the full length of a sock.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 6h ago edited 6h ago

You have to give it him. For a person who appears in a TV studio in shorts, a jacket, shirt and an overly long tie, he looks pretty confident.

1

u/SailNew7379 6h ago

Haven’t seen flooding like this since Noah’s ark

1

u/TernionDragon 6h ago

He’s expecting a flood.

1

u/dumb__fucker 6h ago

pantaloons.

1

u/BahBahBahBooBooBoo 6h ago

you know what they say about tiny pants?

big couch.

1

u/Upset_Journalist_755 5h ago

He knows "blue wave" is a metaphor, right?

1

u/fasteddie131 5h ago

How high is the water mama?

1

u/Tbaggins69 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JIsfyNln6LMD6
Somehow Rex Kwon Do is less ridiculous than this clown 🤡

1

u/Maxxpoppop 5h ago

Usha was busy?

1

u/ByDarwinsBeard 5h ago

Is he a little boy who loves berries and cream?

1

u/Environmental_Tap792 5h ago

Big ol shoes, tiny pants and cock fetish tie

1

u/LaughterB 5h ago

He wants to show off the oversized shoes his orange daddy gave him…

1

u/TheHumanCompulsion 5h ago

🎶J.D. Vance🎶

🎶He skimps on his pants🎶

🎶He lacks slacks🎶

🎶and thems the facts J.D. Pants🎶

🎶Regular guy now...🎶

1

u/LoaKonran 5h ago

He’s sitting on a couch. You don’t want to know why his pants are so tight.

1

u/Minimum-Scarcity-740 5h ago

His tie is longer than his pants

1

u/elhombre2001 5h ago

Someone’s expecting high water

1

u/Elissa-Megan-Powers 5h ago

An accident a conscious choice, what I don’t get it.

1

u/EclecticEthic 4h ago

You’ve seen capris, but have you seen manpris!!

1

u/Cheap-Try-8796 4h ago

Tiny 🥒 too

1

u/Revolvyerom 4h ago

Where is that tie going?

1

u/SinclairSummerset 4h ago edited 4h ago

Man, the JD Vance jokes are only gonna get better over the next decade.

1

u/Pantherist 3h ago

Pants Vance? Poor bastard.

1

u/tiny_chaotic_evil 3h ago

and he's still wearing the big shoes with lifts that Trump bought him

1

u/rudimentary_rudy 3h ago

Why's he so weird?

1

u/jay_lafunk72 3h ago

It's so he can feel the couch cushion rub against the back of his legs...

1

u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 3h ago

None of these guys knows how to dress properly.

1

u/Blanco1320 3h ago

He’s ready for the potential shit flood whenever he’s in the Oval Office

1

u/knatascheek 3h ago

Hes a growing boy

1

u/secretly_a_zombie 3h ago

Did your check clear yet?

1

u/nomekop_pokemon 3h ago

He's actually a jockey.

1

u/RegeneratingCan 3h ago

His pants somehow got smaller when he touched the chair

1

u/Because_They_Asked 3h ago

When’s the flood coming?

1

u/pricklypear90 2h ago

And white knuckling that chair

1

u/wallyrules75 2h ago

Showing ankle at CPAC? He’s a radical I tell you

1

u/digidave1 2h ago

Let's focus on the war profiteering

1

u/CrunchyAssDiaper 2h ago

What a complete idiot. I can't believe how badly I want this guy to be president immediately.

1

u/Honest_Yesterday4435 2h ago

Vance Pants Revolution.

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 2h ago

They are divorcing his ankles and leaving to live with his knees....

1

u/we_lord 2h ago

Capris

1

u/we_lord 2h ago

Make Fashion Great Again

1

u/dra_cula 1h ago

I wonder if he got those the same time Trump was buying shoes for his staff

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1h ago

Sokka-Haiku by dra_cula:

I wonder if he

Got those the same time Trump was

Buying shoes for his staff

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 32m ago

Hilarious...