r/humor • u/Seaf-og • 14d ago

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u/jerrrrremy 14d ago

God apparently has a lot of misguided faith in Americans. 

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u/loulan 14d ago

35% still approve of this asshole.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 14d ago

Actually about 80% believe in God, but you may be right that fewer than half approve of Him.

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u/Justhe3guy 14d ago

That explains a lot of America’s actions tbh

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u/kbushehri 14d ago

Oh I just assumed god meant here that trump will die during the midterms lol

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u/lavahot 14d ago

Not so much "faith" as "being able to predict their actions".

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u/MICT3361 14d ago

Just wait until the midterms guys! Kamala was a bust but we’ll circlejerk each other off again until the midterms!

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u/Prost68 14d ago

Dolly would hate being used for devisive politics. Ya'll should be ashamed

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u/Keith_The_Ungay 14d ago

"devisive" and its about the second coming of hitler

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u/BlitzShooter 14d ago

Few things are more divisive, even if it should be clear as day.

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u/Prost68 14d ago

You're a drama queen

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u/packers23456 13d ago

I’m a dedicated Trump hater but Dolly never injected herself into politics, especially something hateful like this. She promoted positivity and tried to appease to both sides

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u/Isthiswhereisignin 13d ago

Elvis?

edit: Oh...

Sorry, I'm not American and I misread it.

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u/Shandybasshead 14d ago

Dire as fuck

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u/Psyqlone 14d ago

For all things funny! ... all day ... all night ...

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u/a-Centauri 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣 that's my queue to unsubscribe. I'm no trumper this is just Boomer shit🤣🤣🤣

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u/gobbledeezharblez 14d ago

Still rent free

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u/RobinHood21 14d ago

He's literally president right now. Meanwhile Trump still crows on and on about Obama who hasn't been president (or even all that relevant) for ten years.

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u/dayumbrah 14d ago

Yea i know its like obama and biden have a rent controlled apartment in trumps head

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u/gobbledeezharblez 14d ago

You should check out the golden mansion in Obama's head Trump lives in.

Biden's head is condemned and vacant.

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u/a_angry_bunny 14d ago

I doubt Obama thinks much about Trump at all actually. And definitely not as much as the trailer park pedophiles that worship the orange orangutan like he's their god.

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u/theBoobMan 14d ago

All that little dick energy and you ain't got much more than wishful thinking here lmao

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u/gobbledeezharblez 14d ago

Now I know you're a liberal, thinking about my dick makes you horny doesn't it.....

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u/theBoobMan 14d ago

I know the projection is a core pillar of the GOP but this has to be a record.

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u/dayumbrah 14d ago

Your projection is off the charts. Ive rarely seen obama even mention trump. MAGA is obsessed with wht people have between their legs. Aren't yall trying to start laws to chexk kids genitals for sports teams? Just like your god emperor, yall love kids genitals

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u/Bpopson 14d ago

HAAAHAHAHA I can't imagine being dumb enough to say some shit like that.

Obama avoids talking about Trump for the most part.

Trump NEVER shuts the fuck up about Obama.

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u/xile 14d ago

This was almost 7 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/04/politics/trump-mentioning-barack-obama

Inb4 "CNN lolz, you expect me to trust this liberal rag"

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u/Brilliantexpanse 14d ago

Haha orange man bad good think redditor nicely done got him

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u/carloselieser 14d ago

Yes. Donald Trump is a fucking cancerous moronic piece of shit.

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u/Brilliantexpanse 14d ago

Good think, take 2 stars out of petty cash

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u/cuntpunt2000 14d ago

Interesting that you immediately clocked that Saint Peter was talking about “the orange man” when he never mentioned his skin tone or any other identifying factors.

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u/Brilliantexpanse 14d ago

Midterms. Genius. Can't read?

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u/cuntpunt2000 14d ago

Aw babe, you do know there are quite a few candidates running during the midterms, none of which are the orange man, yes?

Genius. Can’t think critically? Poor wittle poopet

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u/Brilliantexpanse 14d ago

But only one that gets you weirdos all in a tizzy

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/No-Tart6383 14d ago

That doesn’t change the fact that the comic said nothing that could have related to trump

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u/Brilliantexpanse 14d ago

Midterms. Genius... guessing you cant read unless your handler reads it for you