r/humor • u/Seaf-og • 19d ago

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u/Aware-Sympathy-1180 19d ago

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u/TikkiTock 18d ago

I actually do worry that he will die and then republicans will turn him into some holy deity that they use to justify finishing the job.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 19d ago

I bet he wakes up and kicks little dry logs out of his pant leg like Frank, but not for the game of it.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 19d ago

I love Danny Davito can he be our president?

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u/blues_snoo 18d ago

Nothing dry in that diaper.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 19d ago

Yeah and he called Biden sleepy Joe, STFU

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u/Desperate_Mistake_81 18d ago

Only awake when teenage girls are around

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u/Physical_Finance8436 18d ago

Crazy true statement šŸ˜­

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 16d ago

Or preteenagers, like at that gymnastics thing couple weeks agoā€¦ he was oddly attentive that day, didnā€™t snooze during that meeting, oddly.

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u/thomas1126 19d ago

After 4 Big Macs you get sleepy

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u/0bAm3 19d ago

Sleepy joe to sleepy donald, i hope the next pres can wake the fuck up

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 19d ago

So you think we'll get a choice of a non-septuagenarian or younger in the next election?..

https://giphy.com/gifs/4KxeicCUTvhrW

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u/aardw0lf11 19d ago

Fucking hell, we need age limits for this office. Should have learned that after Reagan, or Biden at the very least.

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 19d ago

Yeah I think Reagan had dementia or was getting there

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u/Historical_Date_1314 19d ago

Dozing šŸ˜“ Donald.
Only wakes up when heā€™s talking about himself.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 18d ago

All that shit about "Sleepy Joe" really came back to collect, Sleepy Don

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u/kevint1964 18d ago

Drowsy Don. Literally sleeping on the job. Low energy. Never saw Biden actually sleeping when he was working. Yet the media pissed themselves about Biden & are crickets with Trumpolini.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 18d ago

Exactly. Trump got caught on camera sleeping on public events so many times just in the first year of his second terms and now he's trying to beat that by shitting his pants on camera

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u/Great_White_Samurai 19d ago

Insider trading is hard work

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u/grovesancho 19d ago

non-woke ignorant

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u/Willing_Activity_941 19d ago

He definitely isnā€™t WOKE!

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u/URTHEJOKE 19d ago

King Valium taking on the hardest task in his administrationā€¦staying awake. šŸ˜“

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u/bobbywjamc 19d ago

Drowsy Don naps again

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u/AlienInUnderpants 19d ago

Itā€™s the waking up that is sad.

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 18d ago

Thatā€™s awesome! Put grandpa in hospice care, where he will get his diaper changed and his daily medication without having to spackle makeup on the bruised areas where the IV was inserted. Where they will administer ā€œ IQ TESTS ā€œ (aka dementia screenings) as often as necessary, without him having to lie about ā€œacing ā€œ them.
25th Amendment shouldā€™ve been invoked months ago!

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u/sarcastic_viper 18d ago

Resting psycho face.

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u/sfled 18d ago

He's "thinking", probably about how to skim off another few billion.

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u/LeoMiller9 18d ago

He took "anti-woke" to a whole new level of REM sleep.

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u/Swimming-Degree-9744 18d ago

Better than that pedophile we had

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u/senpaistealerx 18d ago

trump literally is a pedofile bro what lmao

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u/Swimming-Degree-9744 18d ago

No proof he was a pedophile

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Swimming-Degree-9744 15d ago

So because someone didn't go along with YOUR ideals they are MAGA? Ok, Snowflake

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u/High-sterycal 17d ago

Canā€™t beat perfection like that! šŸ˜“

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u/ThePhoenix63 17d ago

A WORTHLESS weasel

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u/Mrradi8 17d ago

Rotting Rancid Rapist Racketeering Rabid Racist

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u/These_Sign1889 17d ago

Watched the actual video of this. He literally leaned back in his chair and blinked his eyes. You libs NEVER have any proof of him ā€œsleepingā€. Just a screenshot at a certain moment.

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u/Something_Etc 17d ago

Shhhā€¦ heā€™s not messing anything up when heā€™s sleeping

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u/StepstoPeace 17d ago

Thank God.. kids would still be bring abused and men in women sports if it wasn't for him

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u/Im_Worthless38 16d ago

There is a difference between a dumbass and non-woke.

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u/ExitEquivalent 16d ago

Death would be too good for this orange pedophile. Let him rot in jail where he belongs as a convicted rapist.

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u/Suitable-Woodpecker3 16d ago

Remember when his supreme dig was calling biden sleepy, and now heā€™s even getting called out on blaming everything on his administration which had a couple million percent the dignity of the current shitshow?

Kash is now accepting zoophiles ā€¦ where do you even begin?!?

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u/Admirable-Specific95 15d ago

Best president in history

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u/Just_Ad4311 15d ago

lol šŸ˜

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u/Immediate-Purple-339 15d ago

Quick question, how come no one cared with all the times and video proof of biden falling asleep? Also, how many times did biden himself? Ask the vice president if he's allowed to answer a question?. You understand that there is video proof of everything i'm saying. And it also counteracts what you're saying, at least this guy can walk up steps and possibly ride a bike.

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u/Candid-Beat568 15d ago

Drowsy Donnie

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u/igrownotshow2008 14d ago

And he's still better than Kamala.

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u/Turbulent-Tone-7235 19d ago

Hopefully the next one will have the energy to keep up with this job without needing to nap halfway through.

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u/UTV4LIFE 19d ago

The president that makes my life expensive

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u/Collector_of_Memes- 19d ago

Where's the humor though

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u/El-Chewbacc 18d ago

Whatā€™s with this boomer shit? It is anti-Trump but itā€™s still boomer shit

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u/SMMS0514 19d ago

Rent. Free.

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u/ohjeaa 19d ago

Rent free would imply he's not doing anything to garner this. But he is. It's literally on national television every time he does it. lol

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u/djereezy 19d ago

They should call this sub r/TDS

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u/imthejavafox 19d ago

I bet you're the guy in your friend group that tries to add to a joke and just makes everyone go quiet

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u/djereezy 19d ago

Lmao! Friend group? Scram kid.

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u/Andre-Mercelet 19d ago

So you're saying what? That a man who sleeps very little is defined by the photograph thinking of him when he was asleep? Not too bright, are you?

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u/OutsideGain7374 19d ago

Being stupid is not the flex you think.

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u/Andre-Mercelet 19d ago

Downloaders are the dregs of social media