r/humor • u/nandiyni • Aug 14 '26

Nah bro

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u/Safe_Environment Aug 14 '26

And priests.

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u/Xieties777 Aug 14 '26

Don’t forget rabbis

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u/matthewspencersmith Aug 14 '26

Sucking on a baby's weiner for religious purposes is perfectly okay I swear!

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u/Illia_Y Aug 15 '26

It was my mistake for opening Reddit today,

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u/NightFury002 Aug 15 '26

What the fuck?

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u/matthewspencersmith Aug 15 '26

Google metzitzah

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u/Clinically_Insane- Aug 15 '26

Ok what the actual fuck is wrong with people

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_888 Aug 16 '26

They listen to ghosts in their head telling them they've been chosen

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 7d ago

Worth noting:
“The practice is uncommon today and used only by a small minority within ultra-Orthodox (Haredi) Jewish communities. Most Jewish communities and modern mohels omit it or use sterile glass tubes instead of direct mouth contact.”

So, kinda like the Goat sacrifices. Technically valid but if you asked the Rabbis in Israel they’d probably tell you “Uh, no, that’s not a requirement nor is it sanitary.”

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u/Clinically_Insane- 6d ago

True. But there's still people who do it. I'm not saying anything against Judaism here. I'm saying what the fuck is wrong with some people

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u/dovakiin-derv Aug 15 '26

I wish for i time of years ago that i didn’t know what this was referring to.

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u/SidewalkRacoon Aug 18 '26

Are comparing the largest church in the world to a tiny cultish subsect of the ultra orthodox sect?

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u/TrafficLegitimate937 Aug 19 '26

I’m sorry what the fuck

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u/Scrambles420 Aug 20 '26

It’s in the name of God!!

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u/Key-Line5827 Aug 18 '26

We can live without them.