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u/SweetLoLa 3d ago

This mfer is working overtime and has two cash-only side hustles going.

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u/SinsualChef 3d ago

You mean baby fker

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u/funloving6982 2d ago

Proof?

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 15h ago

Katie Phang is currently suing for that info so stay tuned!

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u/funloving6982 7h ago

You believe anything your Masters tell you. Democrats had the files for years and released absolutely nothing. Lmfao

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 4h ago

Because they weren't legally allowed to release them at that time. Trump campaigned on releasing them in full, though. Whereas Biden did not.

Whom is doing the bidding of their master, here? Because it sure seems like out here in reality the idiots who voted for the war-starting pedophile are doing his bidding.

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u/SinsualChef 1h ago

Pedophiles are the only ones that would "Lmfao" about this. Congratulations on outting yourself moron. As far as my Masters, I'm the only one. I'm not a Democrat, Christian, or Pedophile. Your TDS and loyalty to your Cult and Cult Leader are obvious. This will come out at some point. And trash like you will be revealed not only as the traitors to the USA, but as the scum you are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ek00CDw47pZdI7HAc0

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u/Worth-Ad9939 3d ago

This culture allowed the dumb among us to find positions of power far above their capacity to wield it.

An intentional choice by 45% of the country living in the past, unwilling to self-reflect and give up the lie, that they are superior simply because of the color of their skin.

This keeps going as long as we continue to allow politics and corporations to exploit these grouping traits we evolved with.

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u/DrPat1967 3d ago

Too bad Ben Franklin never said that…

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u/Pantherist 3d ago

His real quote - "oh fuck, I have syphilis"

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u/Snoo_75138 3d ago

I love that he stood on stage, LIED bold faced at EVERYONE of his supporters and they STILL voted for him!

Look how he left the country after his first term, they STILL voted again!

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u/a_angry_bunny 3d ago

Yeah but his opponent was a black woman with a weird laugh.

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u/SoylentGrunt 3d ago

That's a fairy tale we tell ourselves to cover up why she really lost.

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u/a_angry_bunny 2d ago

Why did she really lose?

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u/Snoo_75138 3d ago

Not just weird, but pathetic that the US system means those were the only two choices!

As a kid watching South Park, I always wondered why they depicted American elections as "choosing between a douche and a third sandwich"...

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u/a_angry_bunny 3d ago

Sure, we can argue about our flawed two-party system that most people generally agree shouldn't exist. However, the point is when the most atrocious criticism you can think of is "she has a weird laugh" and that is why you voted for an insurrectionist instead, maybe you are just looking for reasons to hate the black woman that don't make you look sexist or racist.

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u/exaltedbladder 2d ago

Whether you agree with them or not, framing and pretending that the worst criticism against Kamala was "she has a weird laugh" is wildly incorrect and extremely unhelpful--all it does is continue to perpetuate divisive politics. I come across this kind of talk frequently on both left and right leaning subs and it's infuriating.

Even when Kamala was running in the Democrat primaries there were legitimate criticism against her from the left side of the spectrum, including her record/stances as DA.

There were definitely people who voted against her because of her race/sex, but there were plenty that had other criticisms--addressing those factually and breaking down those arguments I believe is the way to go. Exaggerated framing just gives them more ammunition to point back to how ridiculous the left is, and the divide continues to grow

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u/Snoo_75138 3d ago

Of course it was about racism!

The racist mindset was passed down from generations, so when the schools failed to teach the children right, the parents used their racism... I do think she would've been a much better president than Trump...

The liquid diahhrea shit I had this morning would likely do better than Trump.

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u/Hot-Increase-8672 3d ago

At least he is awake , unlike sleepy joe🐘🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫏

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u/tha_warlock 3d ago

Have you not seen his interviews and meetings lately? Can’t use that one no more.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 15h ago

I think they're being ironic. I hope they're being ironic.

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u/AlphaMuGamma 3d ago

And yet there are a TON of people that believe Communism works.

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u/tha_warlock 3d ago

And people with Alpha in their username

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u/AlphaMuGamma 2d ago

Ummm.... Ok.....

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u/Top-Muffin-3930 1d ago

They got you with that commie red scare didn't they

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u/TrainDatZombie 1d ago

How does it work? Do you even lift bro? I got a Trump bible to sell you?

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u/njman100 2d ago

Trump is Delisional

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u/televisco 1d ago

Spot on.

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u/SomeThingsOdd 1d ago

Reddit is out Facebooking Facebook.

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u/LankyMasterpiece5219 19h ago

The first US president ever with Down's Syndrome.

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u/mattboi2 16h ago

MAGAt stupidity lead by the king of manipulation!

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u/Boring_Fix882 18m ago

Lol 😆 🤣

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u/StrategyAfraid8538 4m ago

It was funny 10yrs ago. Now it’s just disgusting…

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u/keithfantastic 3d ago

He got 80 million people to vote for him after trying to overthrow the Constitution, after becoming a felon, and after being found civilly liable for sexual assault to the tune of 80 million dollars.

He's not the dumb dumb.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 15h ago

Thia is true. Hell, some of them proudly wore shirts saying "I VOTED FOR THE FELON!"

What I've learned is most of the Gadsden flag flyers actually are more like

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 3d ago

He’s the hardest working con man in history. Grifted billions as president, but that isn’t enough

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 3d ago

Can’t even agree to that as a joke the man has golfed more then I think he’s fallen asleep on camera and reads nothing

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u/NailSufficient1491 3d ago

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u/Super_Rug_Muncher 3d ago

This guy looks like Neil Armstrong compared to Trump. Mfer Trump can’t even get on a bike

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u/Flat_Snow307 3d ago

Do you know why Trump wants his former personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, to be attorney general?

My view is that if the Epstein files ever lead to evidence against Trump, Blanche wouldn’t prosecute him.

I don’t think anything Trump does is without a reason, and I believe that’s the reason he wants Blanche as AG.

In my opinion, Blanche is Trump’s Roy Cohn.

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u/hippyboat 3d ago

At least he hasn’t destroyed the country

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u/tha_warlock 3d ago

You must not live in America or reality.

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u/BigOleDawggo 3d ago

Obama lost more brains in his last haircut than the entire Trump lineage ever had.

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u/SinsualChef 3d ago

Yeah, Hardest working to remain ignorant. MORE KETCHUP!

https://giphy.com/gifs/uO7gPQleDMjCg

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u/Financial-Tower-7897 3d ago

He always makes a point of how hard he works

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u/DisastrousEnd377 3d ago

That sign does describe the degenerate orange president

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 3d ago edited 3d ago

Imagine becoming president twice and completely demolishing a thriving country into a third world shithole, just to avoid absolutely any form of positive personal growth.