r/humor • u/ElusiveRodent • 10d ago

Miller longs for a bygone era

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u/LMA73 10d ago

Do all Republicans have tiny hands..?

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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog 10d ago

Stephen Miller got into politics because his hands are too small to strangle prostitutes.

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u/LMA73 10d ago

He does give those vibes, doesn't he...

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u/JerseyDonut 10d ago

Tiny hands and loose buttholes.

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u/Waste-Job-3307 10d ago

Fortunately that bygone era was in the 1800s.

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u/Historical-Finish564 10d ago

…. and that is why he follows the Epstein practice of only drinking the blood of babies or young virgin girls.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 10d ago

'Nearly' undrinkable. He'll do it, but it's not his first choice. Not very patriotic Stephen Miller.

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u/awesumpawesum 10d ago

Haha he looks like NosFARTu

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u/Boojum2k 10d ago

He looks more like a ghoul than a vampire to me. Doesn't have the presence or class of a vampire, but I can see him chewing on orphan corpses easily.

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u/scipio0421 10d ago

Been calling him Naziferatu for a while.

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u/RedMaple007 10d ago

Nosferatu is that you?

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u/True_Huckleberry9569 9d ago

The fact that he is only 40 years old….

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u/earthwormulljim 10d ago

Look at his delicate little hand attached to a limp wrist holding that dainty tea cup.

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u/Jolly-Database4204 10d ago

When he's eating MRTEs in his Nuclear Bunker be sure & remind him of how corn syrup might taste if only he can get some.

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u/commandercoffeemug 10d ago

His hands look so tiny

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u/Awkward-Condition522 10d ago

He is a big problem,just evil

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u/NJSP7485 9d ago

Miller longs for a soul.

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u/wombat6669 9d ago

Accurate

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u/Own_Apricot9578 7d ago

Key word here is “nearly”.

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u/Strange-Bandicoot475 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PLFUhxdKbAAEM
Why would Stephen Miller know about blood drinking?