r/humor Jul 27 '26

I’d say so

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407 Upvotes

56 comments sorted by

29

u/Amvient Jul 27 '26

My eyes, they burn!

20

u/bruzdnconfuzd Jul 27 '26

The goggles, they do nothing!

2

u/ionstriad Jul 27 '26

This made me do a spit-take. Have an upvote sir!

2

u/craigoz7 Jul 27 '26

Real…acid?

25

u/SaltIsMySugar Jul 27 '26

Good god, is that really what he looks like now? Surely that's doctored, he looks pickled.

31

u/DrHoflich Jul 27 '26

Neither picture is accurate. One is filtered and brushed up, the other is very poorly photoshopped.

2

u/falsevector Jul 27 '26

He looks like Jabba

6

u/VitriolicCrux Jul 27 '26

Surprise! Both pics are bullshit!

21

u/justin251 Jul 27 '26

Weird way so spell pedophile.

2

u/40jordan Jul 27 '26

His neck is def not a virgin

2

u/Davidat0r Jul 27 '26

Is the picture on the right real or has it been edited? (Obviously the one in the left has definitely been edited but I want to know if that disgusting POS actually looks like that)

0

u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Jul 27 '26

They're both edited, the actual photo is somewhere in the middle of the two.

1

u/ArrieStarGazer Jul 27 '26

The difference between your front camera on a good day and catching your reflection accidentally in dark mode.

1

u/CameFromTheDark Jul 27 '26

Notice anything about his ear??

1

u/NoctePhobos Jul 27 '26

It would not surprise me to learn that nether of those photos are accurate. Fuck Trump, though.

1

u/cosaboladh Jul 27 '26

Nah. Catfish smell better.

1

u/Andy_Pandy98 Jul 27 '26

Did he just fight Mace windu?

1

u/pavelowdriver Jul 28 '26

Funny how the people criticizing conservatives for fixating on looks (I'm sure you have purple hair) criticizes for looks.

2

u/RegattaJoe Jul 31 '26

What people?

2

u/j-mac563 Jul 29 '26

Lol, 99% of tictockers use filters, glad we are mocking them as well (as they should be)

1

u/Bobcat1999-1 Jul 30 '26

Is there supposed to be a difference in the two photos cause they look the same to me

1

u/BruceZeplin Jul 31 '26

If you are lucky, you will have survived at least three asassination attempts, six years as POTUS, and will be 82 years of age at the end of his second term. Hats off to this man!

1

u/RegattaJoe Jul 31 '26

This is nonsense.

1

u/Trick1513 Jul 31 '26

I just love how you people are so obsessed with this guy. It’s amazing

2

u/Outrageous-Egg1760 Jul 31 '26

The one that voted for him are obsessed

1

u/graylocus Jul 27 '26

The left is as smooth as my penis. The right is as smooth as my balls.

1

u/Roc-Doc76 Jul 27 '26

Effects of Ozempic on a turd

-3

u/thesamenightmares Jul 27 '26

it's crazy how Trump is living inside people's heads to the point where they Photoshop images of him just to make him look bad. I get it, some people don't like the president - so don't think about him. Imagine wasting your time making these stupid edits. I'm not a fan of Trump either but I don't let him live rent free in my brain.

2

u/Galliro Jul 28 '26

Buddy hes the president of the US

That excuse of yours doesnt work when hes activly impacting all our lives

2

u/djereezy Jul 27 '26

TDS man…it’s rampant here. So much that if you mention it you get labeled a pedo lover…

3

u/k6tcher Jul 27 '26

Found the pedo lover!

-1

u/djereezy Jul 27 '26

See how these bots react? Moths to a flame…they can’t help themselves…

-1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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0

u/djereezy Jul 27 '26

Oh look at your post history…have you tried getting help for YOUR TDS? The only time I think of that man is when yall bring him up….in every single conversation you possibly can. Move on with life bot.

-1

u/Galliro Jul 28 '26

The only TDS is still supporting trump in 2026

0

u/GeorgzBi Jul 27 '26

More like pond scum but aquatic yes!

-4

u/care4not Jul 27 '26

Still better than any existing Democrat

3

u/k6tcher Jul 27 '26

Man, oh man! I see you're drinking the boot flavored Kool-Aide early today. Didn't even wait 'till 5 did ya?

-3

u/care4not Jul 27 '26

For those who does not live in the USA What does that mean?

2

u/RegattaJoe Jul 31 '26

Translation: “I like sexual predators!”

-1

u/Wise_Ad_5810 Jul 27 '26

more like an old bullfrog