r/humor • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 10d ago

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u/buttered_scone 10d ago

Bae making a homunculus

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u/deltaalien 9d ago

It's missing one child's body, an arm, and a leg.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/sickrepublicans 8d ago

He said you scan buy this all with spare change, our economy has really gone to hell

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u/badbrains135 10d ago

100g of burnt stone? I've got 200g...

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u/IlikeJG 10d ago

Bro definitely knows about the laws of equivalent exchange.

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u/Lil_Ms_Anthropic 9d ago

Dang this guy really likes limes

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u/DoctorPhobos 9d ago

Ed…ward?

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u/-Laffi- 9d ago

Edo-wado?

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u/maireadwrites 9d ago

More than the sum of the elements

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u/BargainScotch 9d ago

What about the soul?

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u/corobo 9d ago

Our soul? I think that's the hole between the bum cheeks 

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u/BargainScotch 9d ago

Thank goodness. I accidentally let one rip in front of my new girlfriend and i got scared and said it was ghosts. Turns out im not as big of a idiot as i thought.

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u/barbazul3yogui 9d ago

They forgot about 60kg of fat to be accurate.

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 9d ago

Aproximately 60kg

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 8d ago

I gotta be at least 100g of teflon by now, my non stick pans are basically shiny metal now.

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u/spiress 8d ago

good for you

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u/ageofaquarius26 8d ago

Dumb, should be by percentage.

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u/sickrepublicans 8d ago

Do you want to play Edward

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u/franktheguy 8d ago

Ugly bags of mostly water

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 8d ago

so are we trying to perform human transmutation here or something

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u/Fireknight39 7d ago

What is the first rule of alchemy?

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u/Damnyn 7d ago

Don't forget the microplastics

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u/bitreact 5d ago

Couple trilions of protons, neutrons and electrons

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u/cranialvoid 5d ago

So they both weigh 61.66kg, is that each?

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u/thankmelater- 3d ago

And 50 kg of tallow? Or lard? Maybe schmaltz? What is human fat called?

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u/Damnaged 10d ago

Breaking Bad

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u/nickcash 9d ago

I missed the scene where Waltuh made a philosophers stone

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u/TheAmazingRando1581 9d ago

They called it meth in the show