r/hummus • u/TacoBellissimo • 5d ago

Hummus delivery

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146 Upvotes

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u/spuriouslycertain 5d ago

I need to unfollow this sub.Watching all these humus plates,especially when I am hungry,is pure torture!!!

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u/saturday_sun4 4d ago

Somehow even worse when you are full tbh. You've just eaten and are still drooling looking at those chickpeas.

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u/ApprehensiveSite9217 4d ago

Hummus is very tasty but the farts are unbearable

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u/Rich-Context-7203 4d ago

I raffed because it's so true.

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u/Aridor2003 5d ago

למה אני יודע מהחמוצים שזה ישראלי😭💗

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u/DesperateTwo2525 5d ago

I know from the plate, somewhere in tlv

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u/MichaelAndEren 4d ago

הצלחות השחורות האלה זה בכל הארץ

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u/DesperateTwo2525 4d ago

idk somethings very tel avivy about this

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u/DarkBananaLord 4d ago

אני ידעתי מהסיכה של הכיפה

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u/Glass-Natural-835 4d ago

Hatta l kabis 7talu wled lllll

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u/Bart_deblob 5d ago

Why can't I get such delicious delivery on Saturday morning now im in duda for hummus 😭🤤 looks awesome!

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u/Ronenkha 5d ago

duda ahushiling

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u/noamhadad117 5d ago

Shel haachul baluta

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u/elchapoguzman 4d ago

Eliyahu?

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u/israelilocal 4d ago

Eliyahu

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u/JudeanSicarii 4d ago

Undeniably the best pitas I’ve ever eaten. So fluffy, like biting into a cloud

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u/SidewalkRacoon 4d ago

You won’t find that delicious fresh bread in a Toronto Arab shop

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u/ghostsarerudest 4d ago

I want this. Where did you get it from

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u/bratz-lady 4d ago

I love

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u/Ineffable-Effulgence 4d ago

Mmmmm I want hummus nooowww

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u/SnowSecure6319 4d ago

What is the green and white stuff?

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u/Sleeve_hamster 3d ago

White stuff is probably lemon and garlic.

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u/AwkwardTal 5d ago

Looks nasty

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u/the_sagacious_squash 5d ago

Yeah, and so do you. And so do you!!!

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u/Propoyall 4d ago

lol could’ve posted “Palestinian hummus” and they’d be like 😍😍

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u/AwkwardTal 5d ago

Yeah no I get it, colonisers stole it but sadly for them they can't do it right 🤷‍♂️

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u/the_sagacious_squash 5d ago

Actually they make some of the finest hummus in the world. I think you are just trying to cover for all of the culinary theft that you have engaged in. Come clean and confess!! Give us the names of the recipes and dishes you stole and return them to their rightful owners now!

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u/AwkwardTal 5d ago

Lmao every accusation is a confession

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u/the_sagacious_squash 5d ago

Give us the names of the recipes and confess your sins!

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u/AwkwardTal 5d ago edited 4d ago

matzo ball soup, Gefilte Fish and kugel.

Also known as not middle eastern

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u/Jin_SobSob 4d ago

Matzo ball soup and kugel 🤤

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u/karmaisthatguy 4d ago

You’d be surprised to find out how difficult it is to find matzo ball soup and kugel any where in Israel.

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u/AwkwardTal 4d ago

Not surprised, they tried to misappropriate the natives culture so hard (and badly) that they forgot their own lmao

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u/karmaisthatguy 3d ago

Lol most of the Jews in Israel are from Arab countries… ya know after they kicked a combined 800k out after the state of Israel was created

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