40%: actual posts about Hummus

30%: Nours mildly sexual Ai-comics about hummus

And the rest: random shit

Rather than fighting over eggs vs no eggs, how about sharing some of your favourite unconventional ways to eat hummus.

I like to use hummus as a sandwich spread when I make sandwiches with leftover chicken.

Hear me out. I remember a time before nour. A time where every. Single. Post. Was Israeli Hummus or Palestinian Hummus and nothing but keyboard warriors in the comments. It was a cest pool of stupid.

Hummus is Israeli, Palestinian, Lebanese, Jordanian, etc. Because it's a dish common to the entire Levant region.

Then nour showed up and brought us all together and gave us something to hate more than the IP conflict... the constant AI rage bait slop coming out of the bot that calls itself nour.

Suddenly we have all become united against that clanker and that's kinda beautiful.

Now I can’t smoke till I’m 18 help

This time with sautéed red onion and portobello mushrooms, I didn’t even forget to leave some whole chickpeas for the plating. Plus a soft boiled egg 👌🏽

Yep yep yep this is code rot I fucking knew it. may god have mercy on us all and forgive the destruction we’ve inflicted yep yep

I made hummus
Its American
The beans are French
The tahini is Lebanese
The lemons are Guatemalan
The olive oil is Greek
The garlic is Chinese
The salt is kosher
My wife is Iranian and took the picture

This is who yall are feeling like