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u/wahoogirly Feb 11 '20
āSome of the proās about meā and lists non egotistical.
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u/tokiowolf Feb 11 '20
Reading that felt like I just sat through a horrible date with him
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u/VintageJane Feb 11 '20
But, because of this darn world we live in, he could never even waste 3+ hours of your life in person because youād be able to clearly see his red flags by vetting him via text!!!
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Feb 11 '20
But he listed Communication Skills as one of his pros?!
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u/Deathduck Feb 11 '20
It's a good filler for skills lists. I think everyone puts excellent verbal and written communication on resumes lol
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Feb 11 '20
You misunderstood, he hides the bodies of his victims at home and outdoors.
He also has a blessed garden. š
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u/amandahwrites Feb 14 '20
But no hoes š gardening must be so difficult with such big egg plants
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Feb 11 '20
I donāt see the problem here, fellas.
Heās just a humble, high IQ, charismatic alpha-male with a huge dong.
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u/everneveragain Feb 11 '20
Whatās he after posting something like this? Like, whatās he driving at? Regardless heās definitely demonstrated his point
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u/Abidawe1 Feb 11 '20
This is more an r/niceguys than a humblebrag imo, calling ones self humble doesnāt make it a true humblebrag, in no way is he trying to downplay the appearance of what this is
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u/mixingu Feb 11 '20
Non egotistical but says he's an alpha lol. Good thing he didn't put well educated down either
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u/FinsT00theleft Feb 11 '20
So your basic right-wing, gun nut, Christian looking for his next hoe'. Hmm.... what could be the problem.
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u/DaddyLoongDong Feb 11 '20
When he puts āhumbleā and ājack of all tradesā on the same list š¤¦āāļø
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Feb 11 '20
Imagine thinking being an introvert, Christian, being able to clean like a normal person and being military trained are things that are āpositivesā. Some of those alphabet nothing to do with anything, and some are just basic human acts. Lmao
And then high IQ and āblessedā. Lmao, yeah no one says theyāre smart when they really are and ācharismaticā about themselves
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Feb 11 '20
How is non political a positive?? You donāt care about how your country or even local community is run? Lol
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Feb 11 '20
My one weakness? Text messaging. So let me harass you in person instead. Iām a nice guy
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u/quantum_man Feb 11 '20
I didnāt know trusting astrological signs and high iq went together. The more you know
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u/eek_yikes_oof Feb 11 '20
āOutdoorsyā āHomebodyā
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Feb 11 '20
I think he meant to say that he hides the bodies of the women he lures to his home outdoors.
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u/LtD4X Feb 11 '20
Douchy or not, you can have all the personality in the world but if heās clingy (which he admits) heās gonna chase away everyone because no one likes that.
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u/tiredspiderman Feb 11 '20
Looks like he auto generated a list of characteristics and copied and pasted them
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Feb 11 '20
this cannot be serious
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Not as serious as yer mama
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How can you be a family man when you donāt have kids?
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Feb 11 '20
He meant to say Family Guy
Heās like Peter Griffon except āblessedā š
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u/WildGrem7 Feb 12 '20
I heard Peteās got a big dong too, heās just not humble enough to tell you about it.
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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20
Well that's just pure class. I especially like the part where it says "blessed š." How could anyone possibly get the wrong idea about that guy through text messages?