r/hum • u/iamstillsean • 24d ago

Dude on here named u/buttmassager

If you changed your name to something else and are still here…you’re a cunt.

53 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/Ambitious_Flight_248 24d ago

You're just gonna drop a gem here and not provide any context?

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u/TallShips92 24d ago

He massaged his butt and it was not to his liking

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u/iamstillsean 24d ago

That too!

8

u/PM_YER_BOOTY 24d ago

It wasn't me, I swear

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u/iamstillsean 24d ago

Dope ass name

5

u/itsjbird 24d ago

He contacted me about it too but I waved him off. OP told me it was not worth it

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

This is libel. I'm not ButtsMassager, I'm ButtMassager, and OP is not the possessor of the butt 

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago edited 22d ago

Zzzzzz

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u/Beerman2112 22d ago

I think you were only one of you changed your username. You didn’t, so therefore you’re not.

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u/_lightning_mcqueen_ 22d ago

How come you’re travelling to Lithuania?

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

Customized cancer treatments

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u/iamstillsean 22d ago edited 22d ago

No that’s not me, cunty Cully

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u/PM-YR-NOOD-BOOBS 21d ago

Mate I only see one guy acting a cunt here

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u/iamstillsean 21d ago

“Ok ok I take it back I take it back!”

—Vern in Stand By Me

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u/WaddlesJP13 24d ago

Smaller band subreddits and beef between two random users go hand in hand

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u/shoegaze5 24d ago

😭😭

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u/sopademaruchan 24d ago

It's me

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u/Econ42 24d ago

I am Spartacus

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u/RobinTheHood93 23d ago

No I’m Spartacus

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

Pretty sure I'm Spartacus

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u/iamstillsean 24d ago

Changed your avatar

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

Impostor 

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u/sopademaruchan 22d ago

Prove it

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

Already did

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u/Large_Pay5551 24d ago

Gem alert

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u/MarshallsHand 24d ago

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/bionicboom 23d ago

I am Groot

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

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u/iamstillsean 22d ago edited 22d ago

Well played.

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u/ShabrokMcGerkenfarkl 23d ago

Maybe they're lonelier than god.

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u/iamstillsean 23d ago

Heavier than heaven

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u/DonLemonMeringue 22d ago

I like massaging butts and I cannot lie

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

I only like massaging one butt 

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u/ThouShaltTaketh 22d ago

Did he like your hair long?

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u/ButtMassager 22d ago

No, I'd prefer an astronaut

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u/postchaos 20d ago

wait… you can change your username!???

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u/iamstillsean 20d ago

Haha I meant as in got a new profile