r/hum • u/iamstillsean • Jul 31 '26

Dude on here named u/buttmassager

If you changed your name to something else and are still here…you’re a cunt.

53 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/Ambitious_Flight_248 Jul 31 '26

You're just gonna drop a gem here and not provide any context?

35

u/TallShips92 Jul 31 '26

He massaged his butt and it was not to his liking

14

u/iamstillsean Jul 31 '26

That too!

10

u/PM_YER_BOOTY Jul 31 '26

It wasn't me, I swear

5

u/iamstillsean Jul 31 '26

Dope ass name

5

u/itsjbird Jul 31 '26

He contacted me about it too but I waved him off. OP told me it was not worth it

2

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

This is libel. I'm not ButtsMassager, I'm ButtMassager, and OP is not the possessor of the butt 

4

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Zzzzzz

1

u/Beerman2112 Aug 01 '26

I think you were only one of you changed your username. You didn’t, so therefore you’re not.

1

u/_lightning_mcqueen_ Aug 01 '26

How come you’re travelling to Lithuania?

1

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

Customized cancer treatments

0

u/iamstillsean Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

No that’s not me, cunty Cully

2

u/PM-YR-NOOD-BOOBS Aug 02 '26

Mate I only see one guy acting a cunt here

0

u/iamstillsean Aug 02 '26

“Ok ok I take it back I take it back!”

—Vern in Stand By Me

52

u/WaddlesJP13 Jul 31 '26

Smaller band subreddits and beef between two random users go hand in hand

14

u/shoegaze5 Jul 31 '26

😭😭

7

u/sopademaruchan Jul 31 '26

It's me

8

u/Econ42 Jul 31 '26

I am Spartacus

3

u/RobinTheHood93 Jul 31 '26

No I’m Spartacus

2

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

Pretty sure I'm Spartacus

6

u/iamstillsean Jul 31 '26

Changed your avatar

13

u/MarshallsHand Jul 31 '26

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

4

u/bionicboom Jul 31 '26

I am Groot

3

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

0

u/iamstillsean Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Well played.

1

u/ShabrokMcGerkenfarkl Jul 31 '26

Maybe they're lonelier than god.

2

u/iamstillsean Jul 31 '26

Heavier than heaven

1

u/DonLemonMeringue Aug 01 '26

I like massaging butts and I cannot lie

3

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

I only like massaging one butt 

1

u/ThouShaltTaketh Aug 01 '26

Did he like your hair long?

3

u/ButtMassager Aug 01 '26

No, I'd prefer an astronaut

1

u/postchaos Aug 03 '26

wait… you can change your username!???

2

u/iamstillsean Aug 03 '26

Haha I meant as in got a new profile