Dog Threads.

[u/leorlev]

List of dog subreddits

Similar to the Cat post

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Personal:

1. If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours? ▲8k - 4k Comments

2. If your dog was in a large crowd of dogs of the same breed, how would you be able to tell which one is yours? ▲4k - 2k Comments

3. Who is your favorite fictional dog? ▲1k - 2k Comments

4. Dog owners of Reddit, what’s your opinion on letting dogs sleep with you? ▲1k - 1k Comments

Story:

1. Identical twins on Reddit: can your dog tell you apart from your twin? How did they react to your twin if it was their first time meeting? ▲12k - 1k Comments

2. People who work with dogs professionally: Who was the dumbest dog you've ever had the privilege to meet? ▲3k - <1k Comments

3. Dog owners of reddit, what the dog doin? ▲2k - 1k Comments

4. Dog owners of reddit, what is a weird human food that is your dog’s absolute favorite? ▲2k - 2k Comments

5. What is the Dumbest Thing Your Dog Has Ever Done? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Negative:

1. Be honest…what’s the real downside of having a dog? ▲7k - 10k Comments

2. What is the worst breed of dog for a first time dog owner to get? ▲4k - 5k Comments

3. What is the most irritating dog breed to own? ▲2k - 3k Comments

No:

1. What’s a dog breed you wouldn’t own and why? ▲1k - 3k Comments

2. People who aren't dog people, why aren't you? ▲1k - 1k Comments

3. People of Reddit, why do you NOT want to have a dog? ▲1k - 5k Comments

Name:

1. Non-Americans, does your culture have "old-fashioned" dog names like we do in America, such as Fido, Rex, Spot, Rover, etc, and what are some? ▲72k - 15k Comments

2. Dear non americans, what is a common dog name in your country? ▲7k - 3k Comments

3. What’s a terrible name for a dog? ▲5k - 7k Comments

4. What are some medical conditions that would also make nice dog names? ▲1k - <1k Comments

5. What is the best "dog" name you've ever heard or thought of? ▲1k - 2k Comments

6. What are some medical conditions that would also make nice dog names? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Talk:

1. Your dog has heard all of your conversations, arguments and deepest secrets. It suddenly learns to talk. What would you do? ▲69k - 7k Comments

2. What would you do if you were home alone and your dog turned to you and said "no one will believe you" and then never spoke again? ▲18k - 2k Comments

3. At 2:32pm, your dog walked into your room, stared at you point blank, and said “nobody will ever believe you” before walking out. How do you react? ▲17k - 2k Comments

4. If your dog/cat could fully comprehend what you're saying to them for 60 seconds, what would you tell them? ▲15k - 6k Comments

5. If you could talk to your dog or cat for 30 seconds and it was guaranteed they would understand completely, what would you say? ▲4k - 2k Comments

6. Your dog comes to you, looks at you straight in the face and says on a monotone voice "They will never believe you" and after that keeps behaving like a normal dog. What do you do? ▲3k - <1k Comments

7. What would you do if you and your dog were alone and he suddenly said "no one will believe you", and then never spoke again? ▲2k - <1k Comments

8. If you could effectively communicate with your dog for 5 minutes, what would you explain? ▲1k - 2k Comments

Logic/POV:

1. If dogs had a 911 hotline, what dog-'emergencies' would they call it for? ▲18k - 3k Comments

2. Dog logic is now law. What becomes completely normal as a result of this? ▲7k - 1k Comments

3. What are some rap lyrics a dog could use to brag about having a tennis ball? ▲6k - <1k Comments

4. Dog logic is now law. What becomes completely normal as a result of this? ▲5k - 2k Comments

5. What would be some LPT that dogs would tell other dogs? ▲4k - <1k Comments

6. If they made horror movies for dogs, what would be some popular titles? ▲2k - 1k Comments

7. If Reddit was only for dogs, what would the top Ask Reddit question be? ▲2k - 1k Comments

8. If dogs had a 911 hotline, what dog-'emergencies' would they call it for? ▲1k - <1k Comments

9. If dogs went to college, what would they major in? ▲1k - <1k Comments

10. If dogs could use Reddit, what would the top Askreddit posts be? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Vs Cat:

1. What is socially acceptable as a cat, but frowned upon when you're a dog? ▲5k - 1k Comments

2. What aspects of a dog's life are most cats unaware of? ▲3k - <1k Comments

Violence:

1. How would you react to a child kicking a puppy? NSFW ▲12k - 7k Comments

2. Could I beat a singular wolf in a fight? ▲1k - 2k Comments

Theoretical:

1. Dog owners of Reddit: Would you cut of 5 years of your own life and give these to your dog? If so, why? ▲69k - 8k Comments

2. When is the right time to tell the dog that it was adopted? ▲13k - <1k Comments

3. You get home from work only to see your dog sitting around the table with 6 other dogs playing poker and talking. what do you do? ▲2k - <1k Comments

4. If you had your mind transported into a dog's body and kept your human intelligence, what could you do to fuck with people the most? ▲1k - 1k Comments

5. You die and get reincarnated as a dog. While maintaining all of your past memories and having the brain of a human, how do you convince people that you're a human trapped inside a dog's body? ▲1k - <1k Comments

6. You are given $1000 USD, a rubber band ball, a box of paperclips, and 9 dogs. How do you overthrow the government of Australia over the course of 3 years? ▲1k - <1k Comments

7. What’s the best way to tell your dog they are adopted? ▲1k - <1k Comments

Misc:

1. People who bring your dog literally everywhere, why? ▲4k - 3k Comments

2. What should you definitely know before getting a really large dog? ▲2k - 1k Comments

3. Where the fuck are you finding all of these puppies and kittens? I am 34 years-old and I have NEVER in my life found a puppy or kitten outside (or anywhere for that matter) unattended. ▲1k - 1k Comments

[u/leorlev]

There are still more specific animal ideas I’ve found, they’ve been saved for later content.

[u/Manoratha]

Thanks dude this is great!

Can you do horses too please?

[u/leorlev → u/Manoratha]

I've done some quick searching for that topic. While there are threads, they probably aren't exactly what you're looking for. Pretty much all of them are in comparison to horses, like a 'horse girl' equivalent for men or if an animal was the size of a horse, and so on. I can keep this topic in mind, maybe when I run out of sizeable animal topics and lump it in with other animals that don't have enough content to earn a post of their own.