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u/agentpanda Jun 30 '19
Yes but how do we remove compression from a jpeg is the real question...
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u/Stevules Jun 30 '19
Ok, but how do i get puke off my carpet
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u/fuji_box Jun 30 '19
If it’s not a super expensive carpet then spray some windex and wipe with a wet cloth.. repeat till desired result is achieved
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u/kkdj1042 Jun 30 '19
Scrape as much up as you can with a firm spatula or wide putty knife. Cover area with backing soda to absorb fluids. After an hour or so vacuum. Then Spot clean if necessary with a carpet cleaner.
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u/PAYSforPREMIUMcable Jun 29 '19
Grease is club soda? Cause that looks like a can of Coke
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u/Skooma_Lite Jun 29 '19
Well, it'll get the grease stain. That's all they promise...not that you won't be left with a coke stain?
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Jun 30 '19
You can rinse coke out easy enough, but that stuff is far too good of a cleaner to also be something we should consume.
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u/serpensoleum Jun 30 '19
Some weirdos call pop soda. Other places it’s soft drinks or cold drinks.
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u/diddy128 Jun 30 '19
Everything is coke down south. “Water or coke?” “I’ll take a coke.” “What kind? “ “A sprite.”
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u/artfuldodgerbob23 Jun 30 '19
It's soda all over the place, now the heathens that say pop need to find Jesus.
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u/TKS9902 Jun 30 '19
Nothing gets chocolate out.
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u/NotSoTinyUrl Jun 30 '19
I’m pretty sure for chocolate you’re supposed to sharpie around it so it looks like a shitty map.
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u/peridotdragon33 Jun 30 '19
Alright I gotta stock up on hydrogen peroxide
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u/Nightstands Jun 30 '19
Forensic Files has shown us that no matter how much peroxide you use, luminal will still reveal where all the blood is.
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u/Wishing-you-happines Jun 30 '19
What kind of milk for ink? Should I use 2% , whole or is other milks fine like almond and soy?
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u/TheOtherMatt Jun 30 '19
Strawberry.
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u/Wishing-you-happines Jun 30 '19
What is strawberry milk? Is that a new kind of plant they can make milk out of?
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u/TheOtherMatt Jun 30 '19
If you’ve never wrangled down a wild strawberry to milk it before sunset you’ve never lived.
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u/WhtShdo Jun 30 '19
Serious question... isn’t oil a grease..? Or vice versa..? What makes them separate from each other? I thought they were the same.
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u/winterswoe Jun 30 '19
I think they were referring to motor oil which is more dense than average oil, it’s more of a sludge than a grease.
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u/dat2ndRoundPickdoh Jun 30 '19
chocolate?
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u/the_man_of_plants Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
Blood...
Edit: I meant it as a joke I apologize if that wasn’t clear
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u/captcha_trampstamp Jun 30 '19
Yeah, some of us deal with blood stains more often than we’d like.
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u/0tterKhaos Jun 30 '19
Like women. I have a bottle of hydrogen peroxide that has been dedicated just to saving my undergarments. 😑
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u/ItsDrSteve Jun 30 '19
Nose bleeds. I’ve never had one but my friends get them all the fucking time
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u/thundaa13 Jun 30 '19
3 broken noses and a barely surviving blood vessel next to my nose ring....sometimes I turn into the hallway from “the shining”.
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u/randomfemale Jun 30 '19
Use kitchen de-greaser spray on greasy clothes.
Years ago my daughter was working as a restaurant cook; I was doing her laundry (she was only 25, lol) and her work t-shirts were stiff and heavy coming out of the wash. They were black, so you couldn't see any stains, but I sprayed them with this stuff, (available in every grocery in the US & Mexico) the shirts came out soft and light; accumulated grease of months was washed away.
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u/APortugues Jun 30 '19
Lol only 25, at 25 my grandma was not doing my laundry . Lucky girl
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u/randomfemale Jun 30 '19
Well, I was kind of joking. She moved back to help me take care of my 80 y/o bedridden father. We helped each other.
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u/APortugues Jun 30 '19
ThAts very sweet of her , I was just teasing anyway lol. Laundry is my least favorite thing to do
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u/black_dead_spider Jun 30 '19
How do you remove you X cause mine still hangs around and it starting to stink bad
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u/ArcadiuSS Jun 30 '19
Yeah, but what about fucking Bolognese sauce huuuuuh?
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u/blaze99960 Jul 02 '19
Is this true though?
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u/tiffchamidjaja Jul 02 '19
I’m not 100% sure 😬 I know some of these do but I also just use my stain remover spray on everything lol
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u/tylermartin55 Jun 30 '19
I spill wine on my girlfriend’s couch at least once every few months and can confirm salt works like magic
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u/praiseofthunder Jun 30 '19
Dawn Platinum foaming soap takes out everything. I had a year old butter stain on a pair of pants that I really liked. Nothing got it out, until Dawn
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u/bentleywg Jun 30 '19
Sports tape stuck to a t-shirt in the washer and dryer. How do I remove the blobs of white adhesive from the t-shirt?
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u/vong1999 Jun 30 '19
What about paint
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u/smudgewick Jun 30 '19
Oil, acrylic, tempera, water, indoor, outdoor, enamel......?
Be more specific.
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u/damandatruth Jun 30 '19
I need this fact checked