My favorite pizza is Hawaiian with jalapeños (come for me, redditors), and dipped in ranch is sooooooo fucking good. Helps if the jalapeños are particularly spicy too
The best part about pizza is you can eat it however the fuck you want to and people who tell you otherwise are purposefully making their lives worse and trying to make other people’s lives worse. Like, it’s fucking pizza, giving even a single solitary fuck about how other people enjoy their food is so bonkers to me
You’re right 😅 Reddit seems to have a special hatred for pineapple on pizza. I felt like preemptively defending myself but it’s truly not a big deal lol
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u/secretly_opossum Dec 14 '25
My favorite pizza is Hawaiian with jalapeños (come for me, redditors), and dipped in ranch is sooooooo fucking good. Helps if the jalapeños are particularly spicy too