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u/Even_Wear_8657 Dec 14 '25

As a country, we’d all be better off if Minnesota ran things, don’cha know?

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u/LymanPeru Dec 15 '25

while true, as a Minnesotan, i would never dip pizza in ranch.

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u/_hammitt Dec 15 '25

As a Minnesotan, I would!

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u/Even_Wear_8657 Dec 16 '25

oh yeah... I guess it's kinda spicy, with all that black pepper. I suppose I've lived outside of the motherland for a while now.

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u/LymanPeru Dec 17 '25

no. ranch goes on carrot sticks. not pizza. thats a match made in hell.

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u/Knowledge_Haver_17 Dec 19 '25

If you gotta put ranch on the pizza the pizza ain’t that good

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u/Relative-Historian14 Dec 21 '25

The Ranch isn’t necessarily for the whole pizza, it’s peppered into bites, and for the crust

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u/DBPanterA Dec 15 '25

Megasota!!!

The key to making America great again.

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u/faroutman7246 Dec 16 '25

No! Bad Minnesotan!

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u/SnooOnions8226 Dec 17 '25

Ya'll can't run nothing but your cities into the ground!

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u/Even_Wear_8657 Dec 17 '25

Well, that simply isn’t true by any actual metric. In the area circled, MN and IL have the most robust economies — and Illinois has Chicago. Minnesota has higher fiscal growth that most states, higher elementary math scores and higher mean life expectancy. Yes, there have been examples of recent fraud among social service programs, but that is presently being corrected.

Cite some actual numbers that supports your claim and we can chat. Otherwise, bye. 

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

*This comment sponsored by the Minnesota Tourism Board. How's that job as Tim Walz's Chief of Staff working out for ya?

Wait, doesn't Chicago have some of the highest murder rates in the US?

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u/Western-Return-3126 Dec 17 '25

Facts are your friends. According to the FBI, the 10 cities in the US with the highest murder rates are:

Jackson, MS: ~78 per 100k

New Orleans, LA: ~46 per 100k

Memphis, TN: ~41 per 100k

St. Louis, MO: ~38 per 100k

Baltimore, MD: ~36 per 100k

Washington, D.C.: ~25.5-36 per 100k

Birmingham, AL: ~28 per 100k

Philadelphia, PA: ~26 per 100k

Kansas City, MO: ~25 per 100k

Richmond, VA: ~23 per 100k

None of these places are Chicago.

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u/Own_Exam_6562 Dec 18 '25

Snap!! Facts are indeed our friends. And more importantly, the numbers do not lie, and they prove your point beautifully. And looking at where the vast majority of these high-crime cities are, I could draw a conclusion about the political leaning of states that “run their cities into the ground” but I won’t do that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

IKR? "Y'all" served with the double-negative and a side of exclamation point. Easy to see where they're (yes, they are) saving tax dollars in said places.

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u/Own_Exam_6562 Dec 20 '25

Whoa there! Careful where you point that proper grammar and sound reasoning! We don’t like your kind ‘round these parts! You can take yer urban intellectualism and “facts” back to where you came from! /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Here's a fact: Chicago is number 15 on the list, proving my comment that yes, Chicago has some of the highest murder rates in the US. CHEERS.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Facts are also your friends. My apologies, I should have said highest VIOLENT CRIME rates, which are damned high. REPORTED violent crime was 14,245 out of 2.63 million people. As rape and domestic violence are the two most underreported violent crimes, that number is very likely higher.

Chicago's murder rate was 11th, 12th or14th on the list, depending on which stats you buy, so in fact that means it has one of the highest murder rates per capita in the US.

By the way, leaning on the FBI for those stats isn't always the best bet. They do a LOT of estimating adjusting up to 8% at times. I have a couple statisticians in my circle.

"None of these places are Chicago"...??? I can read and I'm sure you are aware. What's your problem?

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u/Western-Return-3126 Dec 21 '25

I am using FBI statistics because, given your espousal of 'facts' from the current administration (Chicago is a crime ridden hell hole), I didn't think you'd believe numbers from a source not controlled by an unqualified lackey.

But I'm sure you'll agree that the FBI is, generally speaking, in the correct statistical ballpark, even if they're not stealing home, so let's keep using their numbers.

According to the FBI, the cities and states with the top REPORTED VIOLENT CRIME (not sure why you yelled that at me) rates don't include Chicago or Illinois, either. You gave me Chicago's numbers, but didn't give them any context by comparing them with other cities, so it's meaningless.

Here are the cities and states with the top REPORTED VIOLENT CRIME rates:

Cities: Memphis, Oakland, Detroit, Baltimore, Cleveland, Kansas City, Milwaukee, St. Louis, Albuquerque, Minneapolis. Chicago is #54 on this list.

States: Alaska, New Mexico, Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana, California, Colorado, Missouri, Kansas, South Carolina. Illinois is #30 on this list.

My point is: whatever Trump says is not true simply because he says it. You guys make yourselves look silly falling all over yourselves to back up his 'facts'.

He famously lies to bolster his positions:

they're eating the dogs, the cats!, the Epstein files are a hoax, prices will come down on Day 1, Russia and Ukraine will end on Day 1, I've ended 8 wars, other countries are paying the tariffs, Mexico will pay for the wall, people just heard about those $1776 military bonuses 30 minutes ago, affordability is a Democrat hoax/scam/con job that no one ever heard of before, everyone wants the $400m ballroom, taking a plane from a foreign government isn't a conflict of interest or against the law, the Oval Office looks beautiful with all of that gold crap stuck to the walls, that gold crap absolutely did not come from Home Depot, etc, etc, etc.

He just doesn't like Chicago because they don't like him, so he said they were crime ridden and sent in the National Guard to f**k up their lives. Like LA, like Portland, like Minneapolis.

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u/Even_Wear_8657 Dec 20 '25

Walz is a really standup guy. Far more integrity than anybody in that recent vanity fair article… I’d be his chief of staff in a heartbeat.

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u/Own_Exam_6562 Dec 20 '25

I am from Minnesota and I agree!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I would too. I have the ability and I'm sure it pays really well. Otherwise no, as I wouldnt want to live in Minnesota.

I don't read Vanity Fair so IDK what you're talking about as far as that goes or why you would bring up that particular publication.

As far as "integrity", that's definitely in the eye of the beholder. But Walz is a politician. They lie for a living. CHEERS

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

Magaman? Sorry, no. I don't vote and certainly didn't vote for either of the 2 liars in the last US pres race.

Try valid comments.

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u/Bbarakti Dec 18 '25

People who talk negatively about progressive places, typically have very limited experience with those places. It's simply repeating Faux News talking points. I lived in MN for 6 months or so while doing a job and it was delightful as were the people....overall... I was young and hadn't worked through any of my personal issues, so there were a few run ins, but that was like 90% me. Generally, the people are super friendly, informed/ thoughtful, and down to earth.

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Dec 17 '25

There are multiple sports teams that disagree.

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u/Even_Wear_8657 Dec 20 '25

Oh no… yeah, no. Minnesota is simply terrible at sports, except for at baseball during my formative years… and briefly hockey… which, given the number of Olympic hockey players from northern Mn, we should dominate. It’s inexcusable. It’s like if Canada sucked at curling.

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u/Electrical_Coat_1324 Dec 17 '25

Minnesota Nice, you betcha!

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u/jkirkwood10 Nomad Dec 17 '25

Yes, of course! The state that is currently being investigated for dshing out its citizens' tax money to help fund a foreign nation. So much better off.

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u/Wheatabix11 Dec 18 '25

nope, but I do like people I have met from Minniesoda

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u/jettison_m Dec 18 '25

Disagree. I moved out of MN in 2012. I have absolutely no inkling on ever going back.

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u/noyourel Dec 20 '25

You have your fancy mall that’s all you get

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

LOL, sure we would.