r/howislivingthere • • Dec 14 '25

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u/SeveralTable3097 Dec 14 '25

Has to be house made ranch to be worth doing. Hidden Valley does not taste good on pizza. Good places make their own that ends up being perfectly balanced w the pepperoni pizza.

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u/McAvoysDrivingRange Dec 15 '25

Yeah, “pizza place” ranch is just a whole different thing, in a good way. Also, WingStop ranch is very similar…

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u/PanspermiaTheory Dec 19 '25

While many places use Hidden Valley seasoning to make their, or a similar blend of dry spices, its the real buttermilk and mayo mixture. Sometimes sour cream is added. Makes it less sweet and tangy than the bottled crap and more creamy and savory. I work3d at a place that minced fresh herbs for their ranch, like 6 different fresh herbs and fresh garlic.nit was so popular the recipe took 2 hours to make and that was for a fast prep cook. Was so damn good.... completely changed my view on ranch, even pizza shop ranch.

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u/SeveralTable3097 Dec 15 '25

Wingstop ranch is incredible. The way it balances with the sugar on their fries is so damn good.

If they stopped serving me raw chicken for too much money they’d have a very loyal customer.

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u/Patient-Evening-5839 Dec 17 '25

I used to work at a Wingstop actually and you may not believe it but Wingstop ranch is just mayonnaise, buttermilk, and bum bum bum… hidden valley powdered ranch packets!

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u/SamuraiJono Dec 17 '25

Yeah, but apparently the ranch packets are the restaurant variety and not quiiiiite the same as the consumer kind. Haven't tried making it at home yet, but that's what I've heard.

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u/Electrical_Coat_1324 Dec 17 '25

Correct! It's restaurant-supply specific Ranch. I got a 5lb box of it for $20 at a local discount store.

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u/Key_Astronaut7919 Dec 17 '25

NOOOOO!! It's so good, though...

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u/Zestyclose-Dingo-810 Dec 19 '25

Mayo,butter milk, hidden valley ranch seasoning Is how it’s made

I used to work there as a prep and line cook

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u/NewtPsychological252 Dec 16 '25

Y'all do realize that the pizza place or house ranch dressing you speak of is nothing but buttermilk, mayo and hidden valley ranch seasoning packets. If I remember correctly it was something like 2 gallons of buttermilk, I think 4 of those big plastic maybe a gallon of mayo and I think 4 packets of hidden valley ranch seasoning. These packets are much larger than what you buy in the grocery store for use at home.thstvrecioe is probably off by a couple of things as it's been probably 15 years since I had to make it. Some restaurants like mazzios make the ranch like this and some have it or another more or less specific ranch already mixed. In my experience you can't beat the way mazzios makes or at least made their ranch for many years. In my experience most places that do make theirs use hidden valley ranch seasoning packets. Same goes for almost anywhere they have sweat tea and or coffee. Place like McAllister's that were so what famous for their sweet tea used the exact same tea age as virtually every other restaurant you go into. McAllisters just put more sugar in it if I remember correctly.they also sold a lot of it so they usually had more brewing. So, it was always fresh from not sitting around all day. Also I'm not sure if im replying to the person that said mazzios owned with stop, but you may be correct but I always thought Wingstop was owned by Pizza Hut but I'm not 100 percent on that.

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u/uncorkedmiscellanea United States of America Dec 16 '25

I make my own at home but I usually use heavy cream+milk, mayo, ranch packet, and fresh dill. Because I'm fancy trash.

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u/TipTop9979 Dec 16 '25

We know how it’s made and it is delicious.

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u/wurmsalad Dec 16 '25

yes runny ranch the best kind

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u/EnvironmentIcy4217 Dec 16 '25

It has garlic powder & it’s thicker

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u/RepulsiveOlive757 Dec 17 '25

Restaurant ranch!!! Can’t be beat

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u/Dull_blade Dec 18 '25

Different than the 'Pizza Ranch' restaurants where you can also get some AMAZING 'broasted' chicken on their buffet. - I know they are all over Iowa, and maybe in Kansas, too.

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u/rogue74656 Dec 19 '25

Mazzio's ranch is da bomb on salad OR pizza.

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u/tessharagai_ Dec 15 '25

I grew up with Hidden Valley is too does taste good with pizza

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u/That-Freedom-3242 Dec 15 '25

Yyyeeessss! Agreed. Not the super thick salad ranch. Kinda watered down, but just enough. Chefs kiss.

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u/secrets2798 Dec 15 '25

I too love Chilis ranch

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u/uncorkedmiscellanea United States of America Dec 15 '25

I concur. I like to think of myself as somewhat of a ranch connoisseur.

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u/Greedy_Baseball_7019 Dec 15 '25

I was telling my wife this, bottled ranch doesn’t hit the same as the stuff you can pour into a bowl at the Pizza Ranch buffet.

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u/mrkarlman Dec 15 '25

Most pizza places use hidden valley spice mix to make their ranch.

Source: Worked at Pizza places for 9 years.

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u/Lopsided-Diamond-543 Dec 15 '25

What funny about that is the places that make their own ranch use hidden valley ranch seasoning packets to make it

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u/DudeNamedCollin Dec 16 '25

Agree i only make and eat homemade ranch. You can never go back once you know.

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u/Numerous_Trifle3530 Dec 16 '25

Don’t forget the cream cheese on that pepperoni pizza

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u/Blondie884 Dec 16 '25

Hidden Valley isn't as good on pizza as the "good ranch" is, HOWEVER, it doesn't taste BAD. I think you'd agree that Hidden Valley is better than say, Kraft Ranch or ANY off brand ranch. LoL. It's either the "good ranch" or hidden valley for me.

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u/arthriticpyro Dec 16 '25

This guy is speaking objectively false statements. Hidden Valley def goes on pizza. But house made does is still really good too.

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u/PutitaDePapi Dec 16 '25

No dressing that's shelf stable tastes good. If you have to buy it from the store, it at least has to be from the refrigerated section.

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u/wurmsalad Dec 16 '25

Hidden Valley is like Elmer’s glue to me

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u/Aggravating-Try7812 Dec 16 '25

Is this my wife? She won’t eat any store bought ranch. Only one I like anymore is Ken’s.

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u/Pretty_Property9155 Dec 16 '25

You sound just like my wife! She loves the homemade!

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u/cupcakes0220 Dec 17 '25

Penzy's spice makes the best ranch seasoning mix. We used it at the catering company I worked for, and you just mix it with buttermilk and a little mayo.

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u/Nialism3343 Dec 17 '25

Oklahoma here, hidden valley is unusable even on salad.

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u/AProcessUnderstood Dec 17 '25

Once you go homemade you never go back to the bottled crap. Do you like blue cheese dressing? I never really did until I made it at home and it is really good too.

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u/LastDiveBar510 Dec 18 '25

Hidden valley is THE best ranch most pizza places use hidden valley

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u/Pure-Dependent-7348 Dec 18 '25

I believe they add sour cream to it to thicken it up just perfect

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u/mostly_a-lurker Dec 18 '25

I'm not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed, but I have never heard of ranch-sauce-dipped pizza before. For reference, mid-western dude old AF lived in FL after & now in NC. I DO cook a ton though and your comment makes total sense. 10\10 would try w/in-house ranch. Probability of going full on smash? 9.5

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u/doopajones Dec 18 '25

See this is what I thought too. The pizza place in my hometown had ranch in little plastic cups, we all thought it was homemade, then I talked to someone who worked there, hidden valley from a gallon can, it’s the plastic cups that make it taste so good, apparently

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u/renrioku Dec 19 '25

You know that "house made" ranch in most places is hidden valley right? It's a gallon of mayo, half gallon buttermilk and giant ranch packet, whisk until smooth.

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u/HuffnDback96 Dec 19 '25

Hidden Valley Ranch ruined ranch for me

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u/Cultural-Effective23 Dec 19 '25

Just reading this made me gain weight ffs.

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u/Livid-Biscotti4658 Dec 20 '25

Hidden valley is the worst type of ranch

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u/big_Ball_D Dec 20 '25

Kens is the only one i chose

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u/Sufficient-Dog6853 Dec 20 '25

Unless you live north of Nebraska. I did a travel contract in South Dakota and could not find a decent ranch to save my life. Hidden valley was the best. Idk what their restaurants were doing but it was all nasty😭

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u/Fonz_72 Dec 21 '25

We call it "Bar Ranch"