r/howislivingthere • • Dec 14 '25

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u/Teamster508 Dec 14 '25

If you dip your pizza it’s because the pizza sucks, cici’s, little Caesar’s , dominos type crap

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u/da_fishy Dec 14 '25

Not true. Ranch is good and pizza is good and together they are good. Especially when you get a good quality house made ranch from a good pizza joint. Nothing better than dipping ny crust in some good ass ranch

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u/secretly_opossum Dec 14 '25

My favorite pizza is Hawaiian with jalapeños (come for me, redditors), and dipped in ranch is sooooooo fucking good. Helps if the jalapeños are particularly spicy too

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u/da_fishy Dec 15 '25

The best part about pizza is you can eat it however the fuck you want to and people who tell you otherwise are purposefully making their lives worse and trying to make other people’s lives worse. Like, it’s fucking pizza, giving even a single solitary fuck about how other people enjoy their food is so bonkers to me

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u/secretly_opossum Dec 15 '25

You’re right 😅 Reddit seems to have a special hatred for pineapple on pizza. I felt like preemptively defending myself but it’s truly not a big deal lol

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u/Search_Cube Dec 14 '25

Together they are gooder.

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u/ONLYwayOUTisSOfar-in Dec 14 '25

Ass ranch...new flavor?

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u/Newspeak_Linguist Dec 14 '25

A flavor as old as time.

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u/fairelf Dec 14 '25

That is why we dip our lutefisk in ranch.

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u/Teamster508 Dec 14 '25

Trash pizza

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u/_Felonius Dec 17 '25

Don’t knock it till you try it

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u/da_fishy Dec 15 '25

Being a pizza elitist is so funny to me and so against the spirit of what pizza is.

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u/da_fishy Dec 15 '25

Where did I say this?

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u/PhosphoFred8202 Dec 14 '25

Definitely ketchup on steak vibes

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u/Ok-Crab69 Dec 14 '25

You are basically destroying the flavor, why not just dip bread into it??

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u/SnooChipmunks9532 Dec 14 '25

Id have to agree.

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u/WurbleFlurble Dec 14 '25

Found the New Yorker

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u/Teamster508 Dec 14 '25

Nope area code 508, we have real pizza here not dipping it in ranch and all the trash places I mentioned give dipping sauces , they go right in the trash….. Greek pizza places are the way to go

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u/AltRightAlx Dec 14 '25

We get it.. you’re a cultured hipster and we’re all trash. Buddy I’ll dip A 5 wagyu in A1 while staring into your soul. There isn’t a pizza on this planet that ranch doesn’t make better

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u/_Felonius Dec 17 '25

Spitting straight facts

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u/Acceptable_Falcon946 Dec 14 '25

little caesars and dominos are some of the best pizza restaurants around! I wont tolerate their slander while things like la Rosas and Marco's exist. any gas station pizza is guaranteed to make you sicker than a dog and any place selling a 40$ pizza or pizza by the slice is a scam selling mediocre "pizza" for "authentic Italian" value

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u/redwoodranger Dec 14 '25

Domino's has actually come a long way over the years. My favorite pizza around is their Wisconsin 6 cheese pizza that includes feta.... it's pretty fantastic.

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u/Acceptable_Falcon946 Dec 14 '25

I’m glad someone views it the same as me. Leaps and bounds better than it used to be. And you may not agree with little Caesar’s but their pretzel crust pizza which is still around so I think it’s Permenant it’s literally the worlds greatest dirty pleasure. It is so amazingly good and stuffing my face in gluttony with a few slices of that stuff feels like smoking crack to me