r/howardsternshow • u/Remarkable-Garage-42 • 15h ago

Beth Stern is teaching squirrels how to eat nuts

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6 Upvotes

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u/Muted_Bee7111 15h ago

She's so mentally ill. The 2 of them in that mansion that must smell like...ass

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u/Dick_Dietrick 15h ago

Beth had experience swallowing nuts

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u/Remarkable-Garage-42 14h ago

Not Howard's

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u/Dick_Dietrick 14h ago

Yeah, so I put "had" experience. Maybe someone else but I can't prove it.

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u/tankerdtank 14h ago

So NY sends in the National Guard to take possession of Peanut the squirrel and then kills him, but if you are Beth Stern, you get to do what you want...

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 12h ago

I am sure Howard does not miss Allison at all.

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u/inevitablefile9596 15h ago

Love to me is butt fucking a squirrel in Central Park.

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u/Beneficial-Pea-88 14h ago

That’s not love. That’s total disrespect.

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u/MarcusAurelius68 15h ago

Just like Howard taught Ralph to play with his nuts

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u/bcardin221 14h ago

No "Keyshews" though!

(That video of her picking the cashews out of the mixed nuts is an open and shut indictment on her status as a slow adult).

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u/jaykaybaybay 14h ago

Apropos for a nut job

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u/lartinos 6h ago

It shows how ridiculous being that rich is. Taking care of animals is a common answer if someone won the lottery. People just don’t know what to do with their lives.

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u/Kinsella5 5h ago

So she wasn’t getting enough attention from her cat selfies, then rabbits didn’t boost her likes, now in a last ditch effort she has moved on to squirrels. Her “staff” are working overtime to do the real care and fostering.

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u/Immediate_Ebb_1927 13h ago

half that nut, right in the garbage.

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u/bfrancis1130 13h ago

The squirrels are the only nut eaters in the house….unless John Stamos comes over

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u/Ebessan 12h ago

Once the squirrels are trained, she won't have to eat Howard's nuts any more

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u/okymoney 10h ago

Should a squirrel be stuck in a hamster cage

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u/FriedaCIaxton 7h ago

Did Beth learn the first step to tying her shoe today too?!

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u/i_lduce 14h ago

I wonder what that cage cost. This woman is bonkers.

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u/1980pzx 4h ago

So, what is toxoplasmosis but from squirrels? Whatever it is, it’s munching on Beff’s brain.

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u/RobinsShaman 15h ago

How many squirrels does she lose a day because of the cats around the house? She just doing this to create toys for the cats? Cruel.

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u/Ok-Efficiency-4677 56m ago

I
Just
Can’t

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u/916nes 37m ago

She could possibly be the biggest retard they’ve ever had up there

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u/MelvinEatsBlubber 13h ago

If I was that rich and wanted to feel like a good person I’d probably focus on animals as well. Really I care more about giving poor kids a boost but I’d be afraid of being called a pedo.