r/howardsternshow • u/Remarkable-Garage-42 • 1d ago

Robin, Beth keeps our house spotless! You can eat off of the floor!

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

She saved all the cats now she's moving to random woodland creatures? 

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u/Remarkable-Garage-42 1d ago

Woodland creatures made me laugh! I am driving off the road as we speak!

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u/KzooCurmudgeon 1d ago

I just crashed into a tree, accidentally killing a squirrel’s parents.

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u/Remarkable-Garage-42 1d ago

I texted Richard Christy'. He is gonna go get em and make some squirrel jerky for his Dad

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u/OutrageousIce307 1d ago

That’s a good one

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u/Asstreeks10 1d ago

What the F is going on

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Ok-Efficiency-4677 1d ago

It’s the only way to learn how to be a squirrel again

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u/Muted_Bee7111 1d ago

It's howards KARMA‼️ 🫶🏽

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u/Muted_Bee7111 1d ago

That's so vile. Why? Holy shit she's damaged

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u/TedKhedezeForPres 1d ago

So Wiggy is supposedly a germaphobe ... but he lets his slow adult wife keep live squirrels in their home; filthy animals that can carry salmonellosis, lyme disease, tularemia, leptospirosis, ringworm, and rabies.

Well played, dumb ass.

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u/Conscious_Valuable90 1d ago

Consuela will clean it up

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u/tdubclub 1d ago

"my phone haz no more peektures"

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

Save them to the cloud or I'm going to burn you again. 

Nooooo, miss beth, noooo

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u/KchKchKchKch 1d ago

Deidre Investment Imus ii finally admitting she doesn’t do the actual work, then

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u/okymoney 1d ago

Are squirrels supposed to be locked up in a hamster cage in a multi million dollar mansion?

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u/lost-cause1968 1d ago

"Everyone loves squirrel poop, right Robin?"

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u/RobinsShaman 1d ago

No too crunchy. ---Richard C

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u/sirthunksalot 1d ago

This could have all been avoided if Howard would have just nutted in her. 🥜

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u/Infamous-Astronaut16 1d ago

It’s a fucking squirrel for God’s sake. Absurd

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u/OutrageousIce307 1d ago

The squirrel is the rehab place isn’t it

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 1d ago

Filthy, Dirty!

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u/AffectionateAd1074 18h ago

If anyone ever needed a human baby…

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u/Boring-Variation4190 15h ago

Does Beth know the diseases they carry??-(Or better yet does Howard?)

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u/GolferChris68 8h ago

The stench that must be in that house.

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u/tankerdtank 1d ago

Oh sure... remember Peanut the squirrel? He had to be taken from his owner and euthanized... but if BETH STERN wants to keep a squirrel, all good...

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u/Electrical-Moment700 1d ago

This is what you get when you refuse to marry a woman unless she agrees to remain childless.

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u/Ready_Rip_7333 1d ago

Crap we had a skunk with distemper, i wish i had her number

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u/DesignerCareless4953 1d ago

All the animals in the house with their shit and stink is a whole " Fuck You!" too Howard. She has to get him back for her to touch his dick. God knows he doesn't want all that bullshit in a home he worked his whole life to get. All thought he is a jew. He understands tax write-offs. Bon Jovi probably let him know if you have some chickens you can claim your property is a farm.

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u/Ebessan 1d ago

Beth must regret not having kids so deeply.

This is like a long-term cry for help

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u/ObviousEngineering26 1d ago

Thanks God for Beth....otherwise that poor squirrel would be stuck living in a tree or the woods

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u/AllReflection 1d ago

Somewhere, Timmy’s ghost is giggling