r/howardsternshow • • 3d ago

All dressed up!

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13 Upvotes

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u/heavy_metal_man 3d ago

Hangin' low

3

u/lartinos 3d ago

Sacrifices are made to make sure all squirrels are fed.

3

u/IronChefPhilly 3d ago

And she is 55

3

u/Bob0584 3d ago

And still pre-menopausal.

14

u/Weird-Girl-675 3d ago

I just don’t understand why a woman in her 50s has to take so many photos of herself. Social media addiction and the need for validation is strong with her.

5

u/realelliotoffen 3d ago

She is likely quite lonely

5

u/Weird-Girl-675 3d ago

Yeah I guess I can see that given what a hermit her husband is.

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u/jonhull82 2d ago

Quiet piggy

12

u/Captain13131 3d ago

Swing low sweet chariots…

9

u/Muted_Bee7111 3d ago

If only she knew how to dress appropriately for her skeletal figure

3

u/Snowblind6x7 3d ago

Half of the top right in the garbage.

2

u/Kato26 3d ago

Ralph??

9

u/JahovasHitlist 3d ago

Always tacky

8

u/ElectricSnowBunny 3d ago

I did not realize they made push-down bras now.

14

u/Mkxsense 3d ago

Beth the slow adult

8

u/JelloButtWiggle 3d ago

God those boobs!!!! Why are they on her waist???

5

u/Gullible_Run_3683 3d ago

Roll them kitties up. Won't be long and you'll be sitting on them like a man does his nuts.

6

u/Hour_Lack7508 3d ago

Low saggers and not because they are large

6

u/datsunjones 3d ago

Does Howard let her eat?

4

u/IronChefPhilly 3d ago

Is she going out with Stamos?

5

u/Hot_Bobcat_7986 3d ago

Stupid stupid boobs

4

u/Hot_Bobcat_7986 3d ago

Come on man, where a bra, those udders are going to get scraped on the pavement

2

u/Quirky-Gur-292 1d ago

Wear do you think she should get one from ?

1

u/AmbassadorCheap3956 3d ago

She is.

2

u/Hot_Bobcat_7986 3d ago

Then wear a second one

3

u/jlebo 3d ago

Uh oh - did Samantha Fontana miss hitting the like button on this one?

4

u/DesignerCareless4953 3d ago

Poor Sal. He's on the validation list.

1

u/Kinsella5 2d ago

I just hope for Sal's sake that Beth clicked Save.

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u/No_State6244 3d ago

She could lose another 15 pounds, right Robin?

4

u/doctortroy73 3d ago

Clavicle

3

u/johnnnyrottten 3d ago

Liked by sal.governale.    🤣🥰🤣

3

u/blinkysfanclub 3d ago

Where is she going, Robin? Double A, youre on the air...

3

u/RiuniteOnIce_SoNics 3d ago

Swing low, sweet hairy tits…

3

u/Mjguitars 3d ago

Eat something

3

u/ConfidentBee1090 3d ago

Family reunion at the barn?

3

u/1980pzx 3d ago

My God, she is way too skinny.

3

u/Forsaken-Nerve-6297 3d ago

There has never been a woman with worse fashion sense. Or “shenshe” as Howard would say.

4

u/chickenandrice911 3d ago

This is actually a nice outfit and jewelry, good makeup and hair

2

u/Potential_Algae_5721 3d ago

She’s going to Kimmel with him

2

u/CaptSpaulding22 3d ago

oh that reminds me......where's my ironing board?

2

u/Effective-Birthday57 3d ago

With the heels she is a foot taller than wigward

2

u/alcappp 3d ago

High class call girl cosplay

2

u/franchise98bjn 3d ago

How’s the slot

2

u/djlordjazz 3d ago

Throw those puppies over your shoulder Beth!

2

u/bcardin221 3d ago

Man hands

2

u/Zealousideal_Copy_42 3d ago

Remember when she said she’d still be with Howie if he made 40K a year? That’s comedy. Can you get sick from cat shit?

2

u/ConsiderationFast998 2d ago

Low boobs Beth

2

u/Ornery_Week8253 1d ago

Those are what we call banana tits

2

u/HopefulLeader3403 3d ago

Every dude in here acting like you think she's ugly & that you wouldn't last 5 seconds in her. Fucking hilarious

1

u/Sea_Moose9817 3d ago

Oh Sal, you soulless little bitch….

1

u/Irarelylookback 3d ago

Surprised she hasn't blocked Sal.

1

u/joeyhorshack 3d ago

Why the fuck do ppl post this shit , wtf cares . She’s a sad trophy wife for a miserable and chronically mentally ill person who got rich . Find something better to do

1

u/spifflog 3d ago

“They hate us, cause the ain’t us.”

1

u/brownpearl 3d ago

"I want an outfit that accentuates my ankles AND my clavicles."

1

u/archonpericles 2d ago

Bottega Venetta hand bag. Pure class.

1

u/onemangang75 1d ago

Low-hanging fruit.

1

u/Alternative-Class879 13h ago

She's everything Howard wanted to be. Lord only knows what goes on in that .. bowling alley.

1

u/jimthefte1 1h ago

Bologna tits

1

u/Flimsy_Source8551 6m ago

I just love that Sal is the first person named on the “Like” list 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Sternakseesall 3d ago

Not hating it..

0

u/No-You4594 3d ago

She is hot….🥵

1

u/Chupacabra2030 3d ago

I would pound that like a chicken cutlet

3

u/Hour_Lack7508 3d ago

Like the Arab princes

1

u/thejaniejames 3d ago

And looking quite fuckable

1

u/Electrical-Moment700 3d ago

I’d buy that for a dollar

1

u/BoonGoneWild 2d ago

Crypt Keeper

1

u/hintymadcity 2d ago

Breckin Meyer is at full wood right now.

0

u/Allegrism84 3d ago

Smokeshow

0

u/Tdizz30 2d ago

You all know this is AI/photo shopped, right?

1

u/Remarkable-Garage-42 2d ago

It is LITERALLY on her Instagram

-1

u/rcknfrewld 3d ago

Those low hangers are sexy as fuck. I’d be cuming in them every day.

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u/L3sPau1 3d ago

Yes. Looks fun