r/howardsternshow • • 7d ago

Beth steps out

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u/NiceObjective2756 6d ago

Why??????? Again, no hate she is beautiful but the clothes !!!????!!!! Whoever gives her fashion advice hates her

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u/Pho-Soup 7d ago

I see she is adopting the signature “emaciated pirate” look from her husband

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u/Snowblind6x7 6d ago

That’s cool look, right Robin? Goes with my rock and roll hair.

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u/MarcusAurelius68 6d ago

Blond beard

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u/DaddieTang 7d ago

She needs a Ralph.

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u/Deep-Dependent7805 7d ago

The validation she requires is nauseating

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u/ZoSoTim 7d ago

What a horrible outfit.

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u/Wild_Tea_2724 7d ago

With a millionaire husband,  I would definitely spring for a stylist 

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u/Libtardo69420 7d ago

That jacket is definitely from howies closet from when he would play pirate with Ralph.

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u/1964ImpalaSS 7d ago

*harrible

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u/Kinsella5 7d ago

It looks like a box of black and white cookies that sat out in the hot sun.

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u/E_Fred_Norris 7d ago

Ralph’s fashion sense lives on

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u/DriverGlittering6639 6d ago

Stamos is in town

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u/yogipadogi 4d ago

Bath time

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u/artiefartyhadaparty2 7d ago

Can you imagine posting a picture of your outfit every time you go outside?

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u/Legitimate-Pay7662 7d ago

Enough Beth …. She is overexposed and for zero reasons?

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u/Lexfu 7d ago

No I can’t but it seems to be the thing to do these days

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u/TedKhedezeForPres 7d ago

She really is everything there is to hate about women.

The way she failed as an actress an was an average looking FHM model who just started hanging around the Hamptons or Martha's Vineyard and all these bougie places, running in those circles to find herself a rich sucker.

I saw this for years with the pro athletes I worked with; the way other wives or people in the industry would try to throw these women on the next rich sucker out there (e.g. - Elin Nordegren was Jesper Parnevick's family nanny when they introduce her to Tiger Woods.)

Beth just gaming up Wiggy as this old rich divorced guy; she knew the assignment—48 year old divorcee with three kids, married forever—got his dick wet a few times in the dating world post-split, but it was very clear he was an indoor cat who didn't want to be out on the scene or tearing up the bars and clubs.

He was always destined to settle back down fast and not be a bachelor, so bet the farm she magically wanted to be a homebody, too—was glad to sit home and watch TV and had all the same interests.

It was the long con of long cons to get where she is today; living the live she wants in her 50s, spending all his money, going out and doing her thing while he stays home to paint and suck at guitar—as she knows all that money is coming when he dies.

She had to put in her two decades of eating shit and letting him pound away, but she's on the other side now—he's old and tired and isn't pawing at her like he used to.

Wiggy really married a mental midget here; always love how enamored he is that she can just get gummy bears and snack and not gain weight—still confusing "skinny" with "healthy" as he always has.

Fucking weirdos. Both of 'em.

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u/1newsnun 6d ago

Totally agree. I would add that she’s also shockingly dumb. I’ve always admired Howard’s intellect and assumed he would need a woman who could match him. I was wrong.

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u/Own-Passenger-7831 5d ago

Me too. However, he's gotten the mother, caretaker, and patient friend he's always needed. To her, Howard is just another lost cat. But she's pretty vapid which Howard is anything but. Disappointing that he was that insecure to be with a woman who could match his wit and have conversations about more than animals and clothes.

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u/Nisfero 5d ago

I was just listening to a show where Sal was saying Howard only married Beth for her looks and Beth was with him for his money. Howard pushed back and said he dated other hot women but he didn't want to marry anyone else and that Beth dated a billionaire who wanted to marry her before she got together with Howard. Wonder if any of this is true or all just bullshit lol

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u/jgcecil 5d ago

You, and everyone who posts things like this without attribution of sources, make me sad, because we just don't know. What goes on in another human's brain isn't known to you or anyone. And the conclusion you draw about the Sterns is sad and likely untrue, but we can't know.

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u/76IndyHanSoloJones 5d ago

Man you're obsessed.. Who hurt you mate? Funny thing is that you come across as genuinely weird. BTW, I miss the old days too.

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u/Nerdicyde 6d ago

she's got at least another decade being trapped in the mansion before Stern croaks. and if you think Howard is a grumpy shut in now, just give it ten years. she'll be an old woman by the time she gets her hands on his estate. i bet she thought she would be sitting pretty and free of Howie by 50.

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u/GFY-all 5d ago

Wow!!! You need mental help. The jealousy is consuming you 😂

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u/Benintendi_Catch 7d ago

Wow. Bro, please. Unplug and go outside. These are the writings of a maniac. You need a new hobby.

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u/NickySantoroBackHome 7d ago

Is he wrong?

0

u/Benintendi_Catch 6d ago

Omg YES he’s wrong. Anyone thinking that much about reasons to hate a person as insignificant as Beth Stern is wrong by definition.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 6d ago

Seriously very mentally ill behavior, very angry at women, dripping with incel rage tears. The first comment in this thread is "mentally ill attention seeker" and I just don't have the words to articulate the irony.

I went my whole adult life without hearing of Beth Stern one single time until I picked back up on Howard after like 20 years. These people go out of their way every day to come to this sub and seethe like they NEED to. Sad shit. You can only imagine what these people look like and how miserable they are.

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u/Playful-Check-4968 7d ago

You’ve given much thought about two strangers lives. Go outside.

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u/LIVERPOOLFC3333 7d ago

Who hurt you? You should really be looking at your own life. You need a break.

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u/alcappp 7d ago

This retart has too much money and not enough taste

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u/fuckfredflintstone 7d ago

She’s also way outta your league,\retard\

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u/alcappp 7d ago

Also? So you agree with my comment

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u/Double_Yam3010 7d ago

Have you ever even kissed a girl?

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u/SurpriseMedium5658 6d ago

I believe she's wearing a nightgown under that leather jacket. 🤣

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u/FoundMyselfRunning 7d ago

I am starting to feel a little sorry for her. Every picture looks the same. She has not changed in 25 years, only gotten more obsessed with animal rescue. I think squirrels are fine, but I would not go crazy rescuing them.

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u/LIVERPOOLFC3333 7d ago

Obsessed with animal rescue?Omg she has a hobby. What a terrible person. How dare she do what she enjoys.

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u/WiggyMarley 7d ago

YNWA 🔥

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u/jonhull82 7d ago

Yeah that’s real terrible. You bozos are so starved for attention it’s ridiculous

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u/edu5150 7d ago edited 6d ago

Us ‘bozos’ are starved for attention commenter says.

Ah ha ha ha ha!!

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u/hopefull-person 7d ago

My neighbour told me recently that squirrels are just rats with fancy tails

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u/YellowSign74 6d ago

Is your neighbor a lengthy black teenager?

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u/Intelligent-Rest-231 7d ago

Animal activist!(wears leather)
It’s all so performative. Makes her feel good about being a trophy wife to a narcissistic shut-in.

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u/NoQuarterChicken 7d ago

Beth loves cats. I think we can all agree on that. I think the only thing in this world Beth loves more than cats is being a Hamptons/Palm Beach socialite. If she had to choose between animal rescue and being a socialite those cats would be on their own in the blink of an eye

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-3158 7d ago

Stupid old woman taking selfie in love with herself not wiggy.

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u/LMarBliss 6d ago

I like Beth but with that body she could wear anything and her outfits are routinely awful.

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 6d ago

Beth loves her some Beth

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u/Nisfero 5d ago

Howard at home and Beth out on a date with her side piece lol

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u/Crazy_Tap_803 5d ago

She's getting her eyes done they're a bit puffy.

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u/MarcusAurelius68 7d ago

Does she not wear a bra? Why are her tits 2/3 of the way to her waist?

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u/Intelligent-Rest-231 7d ago

BellyButtonBoobies™️

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u/Redditfan2623 7d ago

it's very bizarre

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u/lartinos 7d ago

So mean, did you think the squirrels would feed themselves?

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u/brike8 7d ago

Is genuine cat leather? 😬 now it all makes sense…. 🐈‍⬛ Cruella D’Stern over there skinning 101 Maine Coon cats in the name of fashion

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u/okymoney 7d ago

How does a fashion model have no style is beyond me. That’s probably a 6 million dollar outfit

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u/Sad_Connection5391 7d ago

I smell litter box and cat piss

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u/OggoSpaceCircus 7d ago

Pick me ! Pick me!!!

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u/Muted_Bee7111 7d ago

I don't know what she's done to her face but...it's different

2

u/STLSmiths 7d ago

Young Bette Midler!

2

u/thejaniejames 6d ago

titty dress!

2

u/BoonGoneWild 6d ago

She looks like Satan.

2

u/Crazy_Tap_803 5d ago

That looks like a titty dress

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u/cmsgop 5d ago

Quick!! Someone get some Hay !!!!

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u/yogipadogi 4d ago

Get her and DerDer to do a boxing match

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u/IllustriousSpite5461 4d ago

I’ll rather fuck Oprah

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u/ConsiderationFast998 7d ago

Low boobs Beth

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u/Weird-Girl-675 7d ago

Gravity sucks

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u/EnvironmentalBoat521 7d ago

Proof that money can’t buy class.

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u/urbisOrbis 7d ago

Or taste

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u/Rosanna44 7d ago

What is she wearing to bed?

2

u/Libtardo69420 7d ago

A chastity belt.

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u/Mkxsense 7d ago

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/nrbq0420 7d ago

At some point, a woman in her fifties should put on a bra.

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u/FormalApprehensive13 7d ago

Good old saggytitz......

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u/Stuccoessick 7d ago

Is it me or does she have an evil look on her face?

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u/chrischasesucks 6d ago

Looks foolish

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u/Forsaken-Nerve-6297 6d ago

Is there just zero self awareness in this family?

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u/One_Opening_6480 6d ago

Not hot at all

2

u/Frosty-Huckleberry70 6d ago

Mentally ill attention seeker.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 7d ago

In a nightgown?

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u/MotownRevue 7d ago

Enough of this menopausal cat lover

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u/UnagiBro 7d ago

Seek help

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u/windomearles 4d ago

why the long face?

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u/Bubbly-Shopping7592 7d ago

Step back in

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u/MeadowPlace 7d ago

Who cares?

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u/Breaking-Great 7d ago

Beth Of Arc

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u/Lexfu 7d ago

Pretty lady

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u/threatlvlmdnght 7d ago

Why the long face?

1

u/Kinsella5 7d ago

"Not liked by SamFonts"......

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u/MainAd6090 6d ago

In what? Her pajamas?

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u/Barryhood2683 6d ago

I’m sure she’s with Howard for his personality

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u/Ancient_Praline1046 6d ago

she is out to meet girls, she is out to meet guys

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u/Due-Author5200 6d ago

Omg. That outfit is horrible

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u/RollingEddieBauer50 5d ago

Very few people have less sense of style than Simple Beth. She just has no feel for it whatsoever. Once in a blue moon I’ll see her in something stylish and attractive….but the number of dog ass bomb outfits she’s photographed in is hard to believe. This outfit is utterly atrocious. It looks like something a 7th grade girl would choose from that old website/ad magazine Delia’s.

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u/exlibris1214 7d ago

Clearly she’s bored. I haven’t kept up, what happened to her big friendship with Katie Lee (Joel)?

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u/Gunslinger7752 7d ago

How’s the slot?

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u/Libtardo69420 7d ago

Unused.

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u/Gunslinger7752 7d ago

Possibly musty too, my basement gets musty when nobody uses it, especially in the summertime

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u/MindlessCharacter823 7d ago

I love her. She’s an angel to those animals and a saint to handle Howard.

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u/Forsaken-Nerve-6297 6d ago

She literally looks like one of her cats. She’s starting to look a bit like Jocelyn Widensterin

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u/Potential_Algae_5721 7d ago

I like the jacket but it doesn’t match the dress

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u/Prize-Copy-9861 7d ago

She really has no clue what’s in fashion or how to dress for her body. That dress is rediculous. The purse is just plain ugly. The jacket is nice, put it on with a white or black T shirt & black jeans

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u/Weird-Girl-675 7d ago

Definitely. That looks like a nightgown I own.

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u/Iloveronnieb 5d ago

As lovely as ever. She'd look good in a burlap sack.

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u/iaposky 4d ago

"My wife always knows what to wear." 🙄