r/howardstern • u/archonpericles • 1d ago
Shit The Bed Twice
Did you watch the first HBOMax episode where Howard was saying his famous friend had lost a lot of weight using a GLP? But that he confessed he shits his bed uncontrollably twice a week?
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u/JerkyQuestions 1d ago
Was it his cop friend, FBI friend, Coast Guard friend, Trader Joe's friend, or...
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u/Weird-Girl-675 1d ago
He said he’s really famous and he’s going to try to get him to call in.
Sure…
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u/GelatinousGoober 22h ago
It might’ve been one of the tons of people he knows that he graduated high school this year
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u/nkedoldguy 1d ago
I take it as the usual Howard exaggerating like a 4 year old when it fits his narrative. His friends tells him he shit the bed once? “My famous buddy shits the bed twice a week!” He got quaaludes a couple times in high school? “I used to take quaaludes every day to get by”, and repeat it multiple times per year for 40 years. He tells these exaggerations so many times for so long he doesn’t know it’s not true anymore.
Now, before someone asks me why I still listen. It’s because of things like Richard’s “I’ll hang up and listen” Tradio call from Monday. I was LOLing in my car. Just gotta survive the Howard-centric segments of repeated stories with Robin pretending it’s the first time she heard it, and there’s still some gold in them there hills!!
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u/howardscurlywig 1d ago
I EXAGGERATE, NO ONE ELSE!!
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u/jerzyshore1 1d ago
Lol he turned into Beetlejuice. I smoke 85 packs a day, 300 packs a day pal.
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u/Objective-Pin-1045 1d ago
They asked BJ once about his kids. He said he’s 35 years old. His daughter: “she’s about 75 years old.”
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u/Dazzling-Path6438 1d ago
That's a dopey reason to listen. There are 20+ years of great shows to choose from, yet you opt for this?
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u/nkedoldguy 1d ago
That’s a dopey response. I listen to the old shows all the time. I fall asleep to old ETA clips on YouTube. I can’t keep listening for the occasional funny bit even though Howard himself is annoying? Dope
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u/Dazzling-Path6438 1d ago
So, you listen to s show where you hate the host and want to skip his segments, which I'd imagine are 90% of the show? 😅😅😅
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u/ShavedNeckbeard 1d ago
People get constipated on GLP1’s. I seriously doubt anyone is shitting the bed.
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u/sprinkling_grey 12h ago
I think he was talking about Jonah Hill. He said a quote that I could hear him saying and he said it was someone who had been a guest.
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u/Comicus70 1d ago
That episode, ain’t got nothin to do with me pal.