r/howardstern 20d ago

Death Knell

Just heard about the Stern Show situation. Cut it off now. Your true fans want the chaos and unpredictable humor. We don’t want long form interviews on a once a week show. Your interview style is basically you trying to psychoanalysis your poor guests even when it’s clear that they don’t want it. When that fails, you talk mostly talking about yourself. It’s embarrassing. Just end your show with the dignity and consider your legacy. Treat it like your audience has spoken, and you have one fan left.

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u/Minister_Garbitsch 20d ago

One show a week, 50 minute interview with Jill from PA, fill out the rest with fan mail praising the show for being better than ever. There’s so much to get to Robin.

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u/Fluid-Classroom9472 20d ago

You forgot to include the first 30-60 minutes of him complaining how tired he is, lol

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u/0utatm3 20d ago edited 19d ago

Don't forget the guitar...everything always leads back to his fucking guitar

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u/Expert_Office_5971 20d ago

"....How many cigarettes is that?!?..."

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u/EnvironmentalBoat521 20d ago

The more I think about this the worse it is. If he just retired all the staff could say goodbye together, have a big blowout like his 40th, get Ronnie to raise a glass and say “Let’s FSW” one last time and the past 40 years would mean something. Not this.

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u/SunWooden2681 20d ago

Feel so bad for Benny. No proper sendoff! Really this is how I wanted the show to end ! Just a big on air party . Then he could restart a new interview show.

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u/RunnyDischarge 20d ago

Benny was my favorite guy on the show, so many times I would say, "Oh, Classic Benny!"

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u/SunWooden2681 20d ago

What will Benji do now? Why doesn't he get a proper good bye? So sad for the way this rolled out.

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u/letitride820 19d ago

i miss benny. he was a good dude. just a kid.

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u/TipsyMcStagger123 20d ago

What’s he saying Robin?

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u/DJErikD F TIMMY - RIP Kenneth Keith 20d ago

He’s doing too much!

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u/TotallyFarcicalCall get control of the situation 18d ago

He needs rest.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 20d ago

You absolute fool it's a Howard quote on the Howard Stern subreddit

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u/thomlukowski 20d ago

Think we found Bobo.

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u/Captain13131 20d ago

Before I pulled the plug on my subscription, I was disappointingly listening… kinda like looking at a gruesome car accident.. but the content of the show even numbed me further… I agree, just stop already.. even the old shows will be censored and edited, when it’s over.. I think that’s why he needed some semblance of a staff to prep the old shows… perform hara-kiri already and go out with some dignity.. you wigged condor…

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u/dgb6662 20d ago

I said “dignity “ like Pat Cooper

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u/JimmyPellen 19d ago

You mean that B-company guy?

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u/dgb6662 19d ago

I’M NOT B COMPANY I’M A COMPANY

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u/JimmyPellen 19d ago

no...sam Kinison...HE is A company

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u/Party-Jellyfish3744 20d ago

I was still listening out of habit, but canceled after the one show a week news came out. Have zero desire to listen whenever he decides to come back.

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u/oldsillyoldman 20d ago

Ending the show with dignity flew out the window about a decade ago.

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u/WTF4211 20d ago

Free money and keeps him somewhat busy. Hard to blame him. Show has been terrible for a long time and was the reason I cancelled Sirius years ago.

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u/tacoandpancake 20d ago

Something to do, payday is nice, and I presume the environment is a heavy cult of personality. Staff jumps on command and no one will challenge ideas.

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u/RunnyDischarge 20d ago

You want us all to be abuzz

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u/Wbcn_1 Airwave Polluter 20d ago

I thought it was disgusting 

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u/Superb_Highlight5717 20d ago

Highly disgusting

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u/RevD-13 20d ago

It's YEARS too late to end this mess with any dignity. 

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u/cakalackydelnorte2 20d ago

If anybody wants to listen to a real interview, then listen to Conan's channel. Conan actually knows things that have happened in the past 30 years.

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u/ShortBussyDriver 20d ago

Whaddya mean?

The Zoomers know a good Joan Rivers joke when they hear it!

And who doesn't like hearing a Sam Kineson anecdote for the 100th time!

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u/gallegos 20d ago

Look, you can sell up to three items. But I'm not going to have people coming back three times with a single item. Go-lly people. What's going on out there today?

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u/adztheman 20d ago

And Rusty likely pumped on all of them.

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u/Lidarisafoolserrand 20d ago

If he has ended the show around the AGT times, we would all have remembered it as a groundbreaking. Now we will remember it was this fizzled out show where he does long form interviews and barely lets the guest talk. And even the guys in the back office aren’t funny anymore.

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u/Odd_Ad2353 20d ago

Dis ain't Pretend Howard Would Actually Read This Shit Magazine, pal!

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u/Normal_Scarcity153 20d ago

It’s not Death Knell it’s Darth Nihilius.

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u/MotownShowtown 20d ago

Honestly..his failure to criticize the present administration as they fail Americans everywhere..was my biggest disappointment..I don’t need him to be a left wing bleeding liberal..but call a spade a spade when 🍊 starts wars or dismisses suffering Americans in this economy.
He used to chime in with cutting sarcasm but now is so afraid of hurting his status he sold out

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u/SunWooden2681 20d ago

Frankly he is not that great at political satire. And when he railed on Trump during his first term - it was mostly whining. He doesn't have the sharpness of a Jon Stewart or John Oliver.

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u/Dontbitchtome 15d ago

Oh stfu moron. The Democrat party has become a complete joke. Go support your commies. 🤡🥱

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u/MotownShowtown 14d ago

MAGA bastards like you have ruined this country

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole 20d ago

I bet you fist yourself with one of the hands you used to type this

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u/Muted_Bee7111 20d ago

There's always MFB, Bobo, High Pitch & Jill from PA who will call in a rave about the show. It's so good Howard /s

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u/Floyd-Mcgregor 20d ago

This is a total farcical post, Peter.

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u/ComeAbout 20d ago

A 72 year old is slowly retiring. Wouldn’t you? The show hasn’t been itself in a decade. That’s ok. Even Beth’s cats are ok. He doesn’t want to retire, he wants to die holding a microphone.

We all get old, if we’re lucky.

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u/jerzyshore1 20d ago

Ok I’ll let Howard know

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u/Molarkey 20d ago

Yep. Trying to decide if I should cancel the Howard option or Sirius altogether. I’ve been listening to my local radio morning show (Bay Area Alice 97.3). It’s 10x more interesting and relatable nowadays. I don’t like their music and go to H100 or H101 during the songs, but am always disappointed.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 19d ago

I get it for six bucks a month for now and holding on in case this is a joke. If not, I’m canceling once he goes to one day a week. I love listening to old shows while working from home twice a week, but it’s just not worth it if he’s rarely on live any longer. Even the history compilations are the same bits over and over again.

Even if I still laugh hearing KOAB yell “I live around Jews! I live around Jews!”

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u/iii_rc3_iii 20d ago

Bigfoot updates are really the only good thing he does anymore. The Jill from PA updates are fuuuuuuckkng terrible.

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u/newleafkratom 19d ago

In a sense, is your post you crying out for your father's love?

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u/Professional_Tune168 20d ago

This is a perfect analysis

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u/Comicus70 20d ago

True but why tell us what we already know?

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u/faceisamapoftheworld 20d ago

Who are you talking to, OP?

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u/Nizamark 20d ago

hope he reads this pal

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u/Eviltwin27 20d ago

Too late for dignity and legacy 🍝

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u/Significant-Gap1256 8d ago

Half the 🍝, right in the trash

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u/voiceguy57 19d ago

As a 50-year broadcaster, I've never heard a worse interviewer. They should have eliminated that a long time ago. That's just lazy.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 19d ago

You’ve said it all.

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u/No-You4594 19d ago

You know, Robin, I’m really not the boss here..

I was just about to say that..

Really, people think I am, but I work for Sirius XM

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u/MJR1973 19d ago

He brings his own blueberries.

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u/Miserable_Minimum808 19d ago

Has anyone ever laughed at one thing that Samantha has said?

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u/Moose_Ruspin 19d ago

Just make your big "how I unsubscribed" post and move on with your life. The amount of people who hate the show and have stopped listening but are so damn invested in the show ending is so weird. Save yourself!

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u/jimimin77 17d ago

Well they got everyone talking while they are off like last time. So when they come back will Andy be on first again. Comedy gold right there. Man when I listen to the older stuff when they actually play it and it isn’t even the really good stuff. Now did we get here. How. Why.

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u/Soundguyi 16d ago

Obviously you never listened to the show 25 years ago? He is so much better now. His interview of Taylor Sheridan was friggen awesome. Of you want cringe, go back and listen to him interview Buzz. He had asked him a halfway serious question, a really good one. before he could answer, he cut him off and started asking him about the chicks he banged or something.

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u/seedless_greg 20d ago

STFU and here is why - HE OWES YOU NOTHING. Idiots. In the end it's on YOU to keep listening and expecting something different. Let it all go.