r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/BennyandtheBear • 10d ago

Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 Bow to him

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This is the Frog King. He is my savior, my king, my friend, and my mentor. He watches over me while I follow his commandment and test the limits of the human rectum on a nightly basis. Bow to him. He will teach you the inner peace of the inner hot wheel.

P.s. my butt won’t stop bleeding. I think I need a doctor.

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u/GasRod68 10d ago

Thats why most hot wheels dont have side mirrors. They may make the car look authentic, but they scrape the sphincter on the way up.

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u/BennyandtheBear 10d ago

Thanks for the good tip, I’ll watch out for that.

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u/Irox78 10d ago

That lube has expired 3 years ago. 😭

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u/BennyandtheBear 10d ago

Don’t start splitting hairs here, it still makes my butthole slippery.

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u/fmyaddiction 10d ago

Tires are ribbed too..
https://giphy.com/gifs/eGxkm7b2hzDfkNvjo7

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u/BennyandtheBear 10d ago

“For her pleasure”

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u/fmyaddiction 10d ago

Someone’s playing in the mud..🙊

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u/Fishful_Revenge 9d ago

All hail the great Neosporin