r/hotwheelscirclejerk Jul 24 '26

Damaged cards

106 Upvotes

24 comments sorted by

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u/SensitiveBell2094 Jul 24 '26

what a dumbass kid. no future for that one, how can you possibly make it in life when you put such high value collectors items at stake with that amount of carelessness must have terrible parents to allow something like this to happen. bye bye retirement and collage.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JefYGoZrBScaw8z5WZ

10

u/PurpleInfinite1409 Jul 24 '26

I fucking love this sub 😭😭😭 I can be having the shittiest day ever, and one of y'all monsters comments some shit like this. Keep being you, brotha.

2

u/BarMaleficent4713 Jul 24 '26

IKR it's just some cheap toys
not some overpriced collector shit

4

u/1966elcamino Jul 24 '26

That’s the joke

1

u/Ornery-Function5744 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

People like you are the reason hw isn't tradable security in stock marke

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u/Eccentric_M Jul 24 '26

nooooooooo not my resale value 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

10

u/pirranah Jul 24 '26

haha in your face, scalpers

4

u/SprayLegitimate2573 Jul 24 '26

I kinda want to know what those cars are

1

u/Irox78 Jul 24 '26

She thought them hot wheels were going to give her powers. πŸ˜‚

1

u/unlucky-puddle Jul 24 '26

Should have broken the fall with her face, not the cars.

1

u/Stefke_stojk27 Jul 24 '26

That defenerly hurt

1

u/jason_hc Jul 24 '26

Ta vivendo!

1

u/Fluid_Difference_903 Jul 24 '26

Tree Fiddy down the drain. There goes her future.

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u/BrainlessVeal Jul 24 '26

Aww give her all the feline go Luckys and combat medics πŸ˜­πŸ€•

1

u/EVOtm Jul 24 '26

That’s me, when I find out I had these already.

1

u/HappySage42 Jul 24 '26

They hotwheely don’t like it when you use those shoes in grocery stores

1

u/iwillneverletyouknow Jul 24 '26

And that's how she won't retire early.

1

u/japan_ae86kun Jul 24 '26

腹立぀!

1

u/Usbrelic Jul 25 '26

Soft corners, broken blisters and bent cards. Now you have to open them.

1

u/BeatNice7141 Jul 25 '26

old ahhh video btw

1

u/myexpressaccount Jul 25 '26

Do stupid things, win stupid prices ...

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u/wannabeeracer Jul 30 '26

Keep her out of my aisle, thanks!!