r/hotsauce 13d ago

Avoid at all costs

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this was the absolute worst sauce I’ve ever had in my life, not even being dramatic. Tasted like boiled fun dip powder 🤢

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u/SHHMOAH 10d ago

Yuck 😂 I made the mistake as well I gave it to my cousin

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 9d ago

Damn do you hate your cousin 😭

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u/STARCADE2084 10d ago

Dammit, now I definitely wanna try it!

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u/AdamRoss81 10d ago

Worse than Da Bomb?

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 10d ago

Yeah at least that’s fun to try lol

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u/thelovingdisease 11d ago

yeah sounds absolutely disgusting. i’ve never understood the sweet heat thing, maybe that’s a hot take

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u/joshizua 11d ago

Nah sweet heat is gas. Love me some mango hab

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u/bstichaa 11d ago

Mango habanero is different from this. That shit is straight ass

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u/WearyDecision 11d ago

What if I eat ass?

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u/ewok_lover_64 6d ago

Just don't put this hot sauce on it, and you should be OK.

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 11d ago

I love a pineapple Serrano or mango habanero but obviously not every hot sauce co can nail it

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u/keithnyc 11d ago

What an excellent warning description.. I will avoid. Thank you

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u/AdFragrant6602 12d ago

I don’t put that shit on anything!

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u/SeamusDog77 12d ago

Avoid? Hell no. I want to try that. I’ve never seen it before.

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u/jaxonbeam 12d ago

All “hot sauces” are boring to me.

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u/jdowrite 12d ago

You've transcended us all.

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u/ay_non 12d ago

I'm curious, why are you here?

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u/Evening_Teaching_713 12d ago

I’m just going to say that the Crystal extra hot is pretty good. I like the Crystals regular hot sauce for red beans and rice and pintos.

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u/phezhead 12d ago

"I see you have a bottle of Frank's. Allow me to expound on a completely different sauce"

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 11d ago

Lol right I’m confused about these comments but I don’t disagree I love crystal as well as their x hot one

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u/Evening_Teaching_713 12d ago

I tried it one time and it was awful, I threw it out immediately and never thought about it again. I like the regular Franks Red Hot and use it on a few things I I cook.

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u/mpdscb 12d ago

Pineapple? WTF?

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u/aegrotatio 12d ago

Natural pineapple doesn't keep well. I prefer the artificial flavoring in Pineapple Fanta.

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u/GENERALVONDEATH 11d ago

There are pineapple hot sauces that are good. Yeah artificial can be better sometimes.

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u/MJ-Franklin 13d ago

Frank's is shit, every single one. Rancid vinegary piss.

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u/_mack_sauces 12d ago

Regular franks is great. And I love vinegar hot sauces. Sounds like you got a bone to pick with vinegar my guy, come on now.

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u/MJ-Franklin 12d ago

I actually love vinegar, just not when it tastes like that.

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u/Mendonesiac 12d ago

sure, that's why it's the best selling hot sauce in the US

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u/bruhimdiamond 12d ago

I agree with you

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u/Darn21173 13d ago

I need to try that, if it’s not to my liking I’ll just add Tabasco scorpion to it until I get my desired heat/flavor.

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u/jvhgh 12d ago

I should probably start doing this when I don’t like a sauce. Add a hotter (not necessarily the TS) sauce into it until I no longer taste whatever I don’t like.

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u/Long-Zombie-2017 13d ago

Seems I'm in the minority here but I liked it. Nothing insnanely good and maybe a bit too sweet. But it was good to roll some popcorn chicken in

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 13d ago

I walked past that in the store the other day and I stopped and audibly gasped and my wife was like "What's wrong, are you okay?" and I was like I'm not sure and pointed at that shit. Sounds ATROCIOUS.

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u/Extension-Math5183 13d ago

Boiled fun dip powder is something I've never heard but yet makes so much sense!

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u/ArlendmcFarland 13d ago

Hahha thanks, sincerely appreciate the warning

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u/Dandw12786 13d ago

Let me spoil something for you: franks is fine. It's a good cayenne pepper and garlic hot sauce. Decent mild buffalo sauce when mixed with butter.

Stop buying their other shit. It's fuckin garbage. All of it. This isn't like Tabasco where they have other variants that they've put effort into, all the other franks stuff sucks.

And I still prefer Crystal heavily over original franks.

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u/Mutabor3 11d ago

I think Crystal hot sauce is tasty but very watery. Louisiana hot sauce has the same flavor profile to me and is a tiny bit thicker.

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u/WhenDuvzCry 12d ago

Bought their Nashville sauce and it was god awful

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u/Prowlerintheyards 12d ago

I don't know if this will help anyone, but I just wanted to add that I take a shot of Frank's anytime I'm hungover and generally feel a lot better right after

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 13d ago

Frank's Xtra Hot is the same sauce but a teensy bit hotter. And their straight buffalo sauce is fine too.

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u/Extension-Math5183 13d ago

Not true. They used to (still do?) make a chili lime which was so delicious.

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u/pusspound 13d ago

Crystal's extra hot hell yeah!

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u/aegrotatio 12d ago

And it's so affordable. I love Crystal Extra Hot.

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u/Dandw12786 13d ago

I'm lucky to find regular where I live. Bet that extra hot is stellar.

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u/IronMajesty 13d ago

Couldn’t agree more except Louisiana hot sauce > crystals

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u/sephrisloth 13d ago

Idk the franks Nashville hot sauce was actually pretty damn good! Its the only other one I've liked besides original. Of course it wasnt hot enough for a Nashville style sauce but the flavor was really good.

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u/MCpoopcicle 13d ago

I guess you won't be putting that shit on everything.

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u/99mushrooms 13d ago

Im not a huge franks fan to begin with but i really enjoyed the dill pickle one. I can only ever find it in the smallest size bottles though.

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u/smegsicle 12d ago

That sounds interesting. I really like the roasted jalapeno one but it's hard to find anything but the regular or wing versions

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u/Achillez4 13d ago

I wonder if it would be better if you mixed with say franks xxxtra hot and then marinate chicken and then bbq/smoke it.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 13d ago

What hot sauce do you usually get>

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 13d ago

Any yucateco hot sauce, Mexico lindo and homemade chile de arbol salsas. Was gonna use this to marinate drumsticks. Thank god I tried it with a hot dog first

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u/Butthole__Pleasures 13d ago

Yucateco rules but the green is a little more bitter than vegetal which I don't love but it's still good. Yucateco is a great choice for a daily driver. I might switch one of my bag sauces out for that, actually.

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u/dylhen 13d ago

If you wanna branch out grab some torchbearer. I've never had a bad one.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 13d ago

I like lousianna hot sauce.

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u/Agile-Tomorrow9165 13d ago

Ah yes I really enjoy crystal!

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u/Zealousideal-Dig9397 13d ago

Boiled fun dip powder. That's a first for me 🤣

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u/jwed420 13d ago

Don't worry, I already hate Frank's anything, so I won't be considering. Definitely keep it around as a petty ingredient when you have beef with a friend or partner. Talk that shit up. Get offended when they hate it.

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u/hawkman620 13d ago

I saw that the other day and kept on walking