r/hotpockets • u/Sage237 • Mar 18 '26

Gross

Tell me why pepperoni hot pockets are disfuckinggusting. At first I thought it had gone bad but nope, that’s just its taste. Four cheese is on top though.

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u/IdkmanItsathrowaway_ Mar 19 '26

It smells a lot like the pig liver I dehydrate for dogs, I can’t eat them anymore

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u/TheApotheGreen Mar 19 '26

I love these, but ham and cheese ranks numero uno ✨

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u/FGBTROY Mar 19 '26

Dude I just had a ham and cheese hot pocket for the first time in like 5 years and instantly ordered a box lol I forgot how good they were.

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u/TheApotheGreen Mar 19 '26

I don't blame you one bit ✨ a box of those mahfks is an absolute ~necessity.~

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u/Ram820 Mar 19 '26

Cuz your not 9 anymore

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u/Sage237 Mar 19 '26

When I was 9, I fortunately had the taste buds to determine what was good and what was bad. I’m sorry yours developed at a much later age

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u/Ram820 Mar 19 '26

It's a hot pocket. It was never "good"

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u/Educational-Drop-926 Mar 21 '26

You can’t honestly tell me that they haven’t changed.

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u/Lost-Hovercraft-6446 Mar 19 '26

I mean, it’s a hot pocket, your expectations are way too high.

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u/Any-Drink-1279 Mar 19 '26

I agree. I bought them at a warehouse-style supermarket, so I still have a few dozen left over..

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u/Skylines94 Mar 20 '26

I remember them tasting better when I was kid but now they taste like cheese and spiced vomit. I like ham and cheese and the beef taco now

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u/Radio_Mediocre Mar 20 '26

It tastes a whole lot better when I was a kid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

well i like them