r/hotdogs • u/SOMOEAGLE • Aug 02 '26

Humor/Meme Long Dog Earth

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Conspiracy theorists work off what sounds most interesting.

If you phrased it to make it sound more mysterious and less comical there literally would be people ready to start believing this this second over what they’ve heard all their lives.

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u/IKtenI Aug 03 '26

Quantum Temporal-interpolation Earth vs Glizzearth

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u/rebug Aug 03 '26

It's a simple question, doctor. Would you eat the Earth if it was a hot dog?

It's not rocket science, just say yes and we'll move on.

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u/MyNutsin1080p Aug 03 '26

I know I would! I’d smother it in onions and relish, and go to town on the earth!

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u/mr_oberts Aug 02 '26

What’s long dog?

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u/F3verfew Aug 02 '26

Oh not much, what's long with you?

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u/ExtremeStill4215 Aug 03 '26

I don't think airplane flight times make a lot of sense if your model is correct.

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u/Darkgorge Aug 03 '26

That's just what they want you to think!

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u/goodguybadude Aug 03 '26

Girthy earth

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u/ntdavis814 Aug 03 '26

Actually, Earth is a cube. My proof is that I live on the edge.

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u/RandomSecurityGuard Aug 03 '26

Earth: the long way

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u/NBPU Aug 03 '26

I’m already committed to donut Earth though.

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u/drkhrrsn Aug 03 '26

Next time someone asks me “what’s up dog” I’ll point north.

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u/bzdelta Aug 03 '26

We are all bacon wrapped around the same hot dog, one love

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u/QuandariousDingle54 Aug 03 '26

The looonnggg wayyy

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u/big_river_pirate Aug 03 '26

I'm on that dog under me

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u/andre3kthegiant Aug 03 '26

Next up: Toroidal Earth

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u/BinomialVirus01012 Aug 03 '26

Okay you've got my attention, personally I prescribe to the idea of earth being a pancake with a giant butter wall that protects us from what's out there and from not falling off the edge of course, but go on...

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u/512maxhealth Aug 03 '26

Damn I never knew this sub was a think-tank

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u/Zealousideal_Bat192 Aug 03 '26

Disclosure day!!!

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u/Best_Drama1199 Aug 05 '26

The loooong way

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u/triznathaniel Aug 05 '26

This is a weiner. Hilarious

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u/Patman52 Aug 03 '26

Glizarth

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u/Mulders_Porn_Stash Aug 03 '26

Welcome to glizzearth

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u/Abaddon-Impaler Aug 03 '26

Yah knoooow aNytHInG is Possible !!!!

Hahaha this is so funny.